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Thursday, 26 October 2006

Police Ask Public For Help Catching Arab Rapists

Police have asked general public to help apprehend a gang of Arabs who kidnapped and brutally raped a young Jewish woman in northern Israel last week. They suspect the gang has acted before.

The 20-year-old resident of Karmiel was walking on a local street last Monday night when a car pulled over in front of her. Three Arab men jumped out of the vehicle and forced the woman into the car.
They drove to an Arab village on the outskirts of Tzfat, where two of the men sexually assaulted and raped the young woman for hours. The third man kept watch outside the apartment the men used for the crime.
The Arabs then drove back to the site of the original kidnapping and dumped the woman’s body there. She eventually made her way to the region’s main hospital, in Nahariya, where she was operated upon.
Police are investigating the case but have not yet apprehended any suspects. The woman’s mental state has made constructing composite sketches from memory impossible. One detail she remembered was that the men drove a white BMW sedan.
The nature of the rape matches that of two other such incidents in the northern region, leading police to believe that the same gang of Israeli Arabs carried them all out.
Police are therefore calling on residents of Karmiel and the northern region to come forward with any information they may have on the case.

BB: Lets hope these animals are brought to Justice

References:
Arutz Sheva: Police Ask Public For Help in Catching Arab Rapists

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Wednesday, 25 October 2006

Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest 1st Week!

his week Bagelblogger is beginning a Weekly Photo Caption contest.
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Caption away! Leave your entries in the comments section before Friday, October 27th.
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Dry Bones - To the Point

There is some rather dark Irony to the recent Sabre rattling of the French component of the UNIFIL threatening to fire apon Israeli Jets.

Dry Bones blogs about it, on October 23rd 2006.

A date marked in infamy for the attacks on the Marine Barracks and French Paratroopers barracks in Lebanon. The two separate, simultaneous attacks caused the death of 58 French and 241 US soldiers.

Later it was concluded that the Iranians were responsible for the Logistics and Planning of this sophisticated operation with the forerunner of Hizbollah being the organization that carried it out in Lebanon.

Whilst the French are looking to the skies for an opportunity to enforce their Anti Semitic yearnings and test their military prowess, lets hope whilst in Lebanon they check Trucks coming to their gates.

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I laughed at Borat: Kazakh diplomat


Erlan Idrissov, the Kazakh ambassador to Britain, has admitted he laughed at many of the jokes in a film about Borat, the fictional reporter from Kazakhstan doing a tour of the United States.

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan has caused a stormy reaction from the Kazakh government - it has threatened legal action, and last month published a four-page supplement in The New York Times extolling the country's attractions.

"I sincerely laughed at many of the jokes, but at the same time couldn't get rid of a feeling of being a bit insulted," Idrissov told The Times newspaper, after it hosted a private screening of the film for him.

The newspaper said Idrissov laughed when Borat - British comic Sacha Baron Cohen - was depicted pursuing a live chicken through the carriage of a New York subway train, and again when a US government official agreed to eat cheese at the beginning of an interview, told it was a "Kazakh tradition", only to be told later that it was made from human breast milk.

The ambassador did not, however, laugh when the film suggested Kazakhs have a Spanish-style festival called "the running of the Jew", in which citizens flee while being chased by people wearing caricature masks, The Times said.

Baron Cohen, himself a Jew, also takes swipes at feminists, gays, blacks and US President George W Bush's "war of terror" in the film.

BB: Good to see the diplomat has a sense of humor. Maybe Kazakhs were the target because of their tolerance??

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SMH:I laughed at Borat: Kazakh diplomat

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Tuesday, 24 October 2006

Haveil Havalim 90 It's the real thing


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Reuters does it Again!!! Welcome to Pallywood

The Headline screams:

Israel kills seven in Gaza battle

Israeli forces killed seven Palestinians, including at least three gunmen, and wounded about 20 people in fighting in the Gaza Strip, Palestinian officials said.

An Israeli army spokeswoman said troops, on an operation in the northern part of the territory to curb Palestinian rocket attacks on southern Israel, shot at least 10 gunmen in exchanges of fire. She said she did not know their condition.

Local residents said Israeli fire initially killed three gunmen paying a condolence call at a mourning tent set up by a family of a militant shot dead by Israeli soldiers in an earlier incident. Israeli media reports said troops ambushed the men.

Believing the shooting was coming from the home of neighbours locked in a feud with the grieving family, other militants in the tent began firing at the house, townspeople said.

Realising their mistake, they then directed their fire towards Israeli forces and a gunbattle ensued, the residents said.

So they're madly firing in an absolute rage at neighbours, and manage to not hit one person??

Hang on a minute:

When the smoke cleared, seven Palestinians were dead and some 20 wounded, a Palestinian Health Ministry official said, blaming Israeli gunfire for all the casualties and basing his account on information from ambulance crews at the scene.

So Palestinian Ambulance crews which turn up usually After the event, [you never know with Palestinian Ambulance crews] pass on information of what has happened, when they weren't there What sort of reporting is this? If Reuters has doubts, as they subtly indicate, then how can they run with the headline Israel kills 7, injuries about 20......? Surely prudent journalism would require confirmation before you run with that headline?? How do you get 'about' injured??

One of the dead, Atar Shinbari, was a senior commander of the Popular Resistance Committees, a militant group that frequently fires rockets into southern Israel.

Palestinian Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh, of the governing Hamas Islamist group, condemned the killings in Gaza, on Eid al-Fitr, one of the two biggest Muslim celebrations.

Its not like starting a war on a Holy Day?? Is it ...Yom Kippur?

"We urge the international community to intervene to stop the aggression," he told reporters.

I agree the Palestinians are killing each other every where! Their violence is completely out of hand. These are the people we are supposed to be capable of running a country, and entering meaningful Peace negotiations?

Israel, which pulled troops and settlers out of the Gaza Strip last year, launched a ground offensive in the territory in June after militants, tunnelling under the border, seized an Israeli soldier.

...and killed 2 other Israeli soldiers, and severally injured others, a little detail you missed again Reuters!

More than 260 Palestinians, half of them civilians, have been killed since the Israeli operation began, according to residents and hospital officials.

Yes and probably the majority by Palestinian hands.

At least 21 Palestinians have been killed in internal violence in the Gaza Strip this month, part of a power struggle between Hamas movement and President Mahmoud Abbas's Fatah faction.

....which are directly related to the power struggle but there's another approximately 50 which have been killed by Palestinians through Feuds and unknown reasons.

Where's the balanced reporting Reuters??

But the Award for Absolute deception goes to Gulfnews.com

Using the same feeds??[possible a Middle Eastern sanitised Reuters feed?], and sources as the other news outlets they've manage to edit the story even further!

I'm not going to comment but please read it! Its like another story!

Israeli forces kill seven Palestinians
Agencies
Gaza: Israeli forces killed seven Palestinians, including three gunmen and injured around 20 people in fighting in the Gaza Strip on Monday.

An Israeli army spokeswoman said troops shot at least 10 gunmen in exchanges of fire, but did not know their condition.

The army were on an operation in the northern part of the territory to curb Palestinian rocket attacks on southern Israel.

Witnesses say the Israeli fire killed three gunmen paying condolences at a tent set up by the family of a militant shot dead by Israel soldiers in an earlier incident. Reports say the men were ambushed by the troops.

A gun battle then took place, with a Palestinian Health Ministry official blaming Israeli gunfire for all the casualties and basing his account on information from ambulance crews at the scene.

One of the dead, Atar Shinbari, was a senior commander of the Popular Resistance Committees, a militant group that frequently fires rockets into southern Israel.

Well Done Gulf News, creating a Gulf between Truth and Journalism!

References:
SMH: Israel kills seven in Gaza battle
CCTV.com: Haniyeh denounces Israeli killings
GulfNews.com: Israeli forces kill seven Palestinians

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