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Friday, 7 September 2007

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest
Week 34 is Up!

The 'Almost Famous'
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest
Number 34

Entries in by Tuesday 11th Sept
Get your entry in!

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest
will now always be available from:

Bodgeybagels

Or see the caption link in the Mr Bagel Menu.

Leave your entries in the comments section

before Tuesday 11th Sept.
Take Note of New weekly Tuesday Deadline

CONTEST HERE and CAPTION HERE

May the best caption win!

Check out the other caption contests around the blogosphere by going to: Bodgey Bagels and checking out the quick link list

Monday, 11 June 2007

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Week 25
The Get out of Jail Free Edition

The 'Almost Famous'
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

Number 25

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

will now always be available from:
http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/

Or see the caption link in the Mr Bagel Menu.

This Week's Prize:
1st Prize: A Week in the same cell with Paris
2nd Prize: 2 Weeks in the same cell with Paris
(*conditions apply)

Take note of New deadline Tuesdays!

** All entries must be in before
Tuesday 12th June **

... Caption away for the week with Paris!
Leave your entries in the comments section, before Tuesday 12th June.

Take Note: New Tuesday Deadline

[If your caption is not in English,
Please leave a translation of text]

May the best caption win!

Leave a Caption at Bodgey Bagels

View the Contest at Bodgey Bagels

Mr Bagel

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Thursday, 31 May 2007

Every Week Mr Bagel has a Caption Contest
Week #24

Click the picture to go to
Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest #24

Some of my regular readers might not know it, but every week Mr Bagel has a caption contest. Its always at the same web address, which is Bodgey Bagels http://bodgeybagels.blogspot.com/
You can get to it really easily by clicking on the 'Captions' button in the upper most menu.

Entries must be in before Monday

P.S: Its a relatively quick loading page as it only has the Caption Contest.

Why not have a go this week?

Mr Bagel

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Tuesday, 22 May 2007

Every Week Mr Bagel has a Caption Contest

Entries must be in before Monday

P.S: Its a relatively quick loading page as it only has the Caption Contest.

Why not have a go this week?

Mr Bagel

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Sunday, 11 March 2007

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Number 19

Bodgey Bagels
Caption Contest
Number 19
Make sure you add you caption!
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Week 19
Bodgey Bagel's Incredible Caption Contest!

This Week's Prize:
Half eaten Big Mac in the bottom of the trolley!!

[**Conditions apply]

Take note of New deadline Fridays!

**All entries must be in before Friday 16th March**

... Caption away for the free Big Mac in the bottom of the trolley!
Leave your entries in the comments section
before Friday 16th March.
Take Note of New Friday Deadline

[If your caption is not in English, Please leave a translation of text]

May the best caption win!

The Winner of Last 'weeks' Contest No 18: (9th March)

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The 18th 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel Weekly Photo Caption contest winner.

The 18th Bodgey Bagel Caption Contest winner is.....Drum Roll
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1st Place: In the end Alfred, who had spent a good deal of time at the $1.00 taco bar, won as he had the only functional afterburner.. [Rodney Dill]
2nd Place: Two undercover police officers were immediately dismissed for failure to know what 'stakeout in PLAIN clothes' meant. [elliot]
3rd Place: "Cuts in the air force training budget take effect.". [chsw10605]
4thPlace: The latest flight simulation exercise, up, up and oops!. [muse]
Honorable Mentions:
HM: The authenticity of the event paled when a spectator started pelting the jets with empty beer cans while screaming, "ARCHIE... ARCHIE... ARCHIE...". [Rodney Dill]
HM: Ed won and earned the nickname "Maverick," but Ralph who came in a (too) close second was forever after known as "Goose.". [ Rodney Dill ]
Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: The Arab league showing great concern for their poorer Palestinian cousins, used their great wealth and invested in 200 state of the art cardboard airplanes. [BB]
Thanks for your great entries! Bagelblogger

Other blogs with Caption Contests:
Outside the Beltway has their weekly contest
Wizbang Blog has their weekly Contest
The Gone Rick Motel has their weekly Contest
Rightpundits.com has their weekly Contest
Willisms has their weekly Contest
Bullwinkle Blog has their weekly Contest
The Right Place has has their weekly Contest
Cowboy Blob has has their weekly Contest
Bravozulu has their weekly Contest
Support your Local Gun Dealer [New addition] has their weekly contest
SgtStryker has their weekly Contest

If you want to add your caption contest just ask..

With Thanks to all those that entered
-Apologies for the late results Bagelblogger.
Thanks

: Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest 19 * Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest * Funny * Humor * Laugh * Captions Contest * Jew * Australia * Jewish * BagelBlogger * Bagel Blogger

Friday, 23 February 2007

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest Number 17

Week 17 Of Bodgey Bagel's Incredible Caption Contest!
For Entry into Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Week 17
Leave your Caption for the Photo in the comments.

This Week's Prize: A New Mast head!!
[Yes this is a once only]

and Entry into the permanent Winners caption roll coming Next week!

All entries must be in before Wednesday 28th February

... well, well Condi, Olmert and Abbas

Caption away! Leave your entries in the comments section
before Wednesday 28th February.

[If your caption is not in English, Please leave a translation of text]

May the best caption win!

The Winner of Last 'weeks' Contest No 16: (21st Feb)
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The 16th 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel Weekly Photo Caption contest winner.

The 16th Bodgey Bagel Caption Contest winner is.....Drum Roll
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=1st Place: FOUR! Our FOUR main weapons are Fear, Speed, Surprise, a Fanatical Devotion to the Koran, and Kassam rockets! Uh.... [ Cowboy Blob ] Congrats Let me know what sort of small graphic you want Cowboy
=2nd Place: "Hey Ismail, come here. I think I got some plastique explosives or wire clippings stuck in my eye." [ Evan ]
=2nd Place: Nasrallah said he'd poke my other eye if I didn't join his coalition! [ chsw10605 ]
=2nd Place: We need more paper in the Executive washroom.... [ elliot ]
3rd Place: When Elizabeth Montgomery used to do this, people disappeared. Why is Ismail still standing there? [ Soccer Dad ] (Your answer was bewitching)
4th Place: Dangit....I got some Shiite in my eye. [ dennis ]

Honorable Mentions:
HM:I'll be right back in two...copying the gesture from Chuck Woolery of Love Connection. [ elliot ]
HM: Hand me a towel will ya...some bird just crapped in my eye. [ elliot ]

Great entry [ Deathlok ], unfortunately you captioned the previous weeks contest, the top photo is the current contest.

(These entries were so hard to seperate they were all good! [and funny!] )

Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: Abbas gestures to Ismail, how many beers [BB]

Many Thanks for your entries! Bagelblogger
Other blogs with Caption Contests:
Outside the Beltway has their weekly contest
Wizbang Blog has their weekly Contest
The Gone Rick Motel has their weekly Contest
Rightpundits.com has their weekly Contest
Willisms has their weekly Contest
Bullwinkle Blog has their weekly Contest
The Right Place has has their weekly Contest
Cowboy Blob has has their weekly Contest
Bravozulu has their weekly Contest
Support your Local Gun Dealer [New addition] has their weekly contest
SgtStryker has their weekly Contest

If you want to add your caption contest just ask..

With Thanks to all those that entered - Bagelblogger. Thanks
: Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest 17 * Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest * Funny * Humor * Laugh * Captions Contest * Jew * Australia * Jewish * Bagel * Mr Bagel

# Winning Entry wins a Non Animated Masthead

Friday, 16 February 2007

Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest: Back on Track Number 16

Week 16 Of Bodgey Bagel's Incredible Caption Contest!
For Entry into Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Week 16
Leave your Caption for the Photo in the comments.

Starting This Week:
Prize: A small free Graphic Design for any small banner
or simple badge or advert.[non flash] and entry into
a permanent Winners caption roll coming up soon!

All entries must be in before Wednesday 21st February

(Please note back to each week)

... Very topical: Mahmoud Abbas
the President of the PalestinianNational Authority.

Caption away! Leave your entries in the comments section
before Wednesday 21st February.

[If your caption is not in English, Please leave a translation of text]

May the best caption win!

The Winner of Last 'weeks' Contest No 15: (14th Feb)
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The 15th 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel Weekly Photo Caption contest winner.

The 15th Bodgey Bagel Caption Contest winner is.....Drum Roll
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1st Place: These is ridiculous, we have to get up earlier and beat dad into the bathroom! [ elliot ]
2rd Place: Man, they need to wake Pauxatawny Phil up more than once a year. [ dennis ]
=3rd Place: "Al Gore farted again."
"...but we din't get a Global WarNing." [Rodney Dill ]
=3rd Place: The Space Hedgehogs explore a planet curiously like earth. However, they keep on their rebreathers until the tricorder tells them that the atmosphere is safe to breathe. [ chsw10605 ]
4th Place: Children Phlatuent Phil, Pauxatawny's long lost cousin. [Rodney Dill ]
Honorable Mentions:
HM: gevalt! that's how we looked in that first Gulf War! [ muse ]

Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: I'm sick of working at this dumb Uranium Hexafluoride Plant, tell Mahmoud he can brush clean his own centrifuge tubes [BB]

As for comments last week if there are prizes, I'm quite willing to do any future winner a small graphic banner, I'm working on getting some real prizes. The problem is varying locations ..Bagelblogger

Many Thanks for your entries! Bagelblogger
Other blogs with Caption Contests:
Outside the Beltway has Fellow Commuter be my Valentine
Rightpundits.com has Skeleton Hug
Willisms has Hillary mooning
Commonwealth Conservative
Bullwinkle Blog has Holy Smokes!
The Right Place has has their weekly Contest
Bravozulu has has their weekly Contest
The Gone Rick Motel has The Dixie Grammy Caption
Cowboy Blob has has their weekly Contest
SgtStryker has has their weekly Contest
Wizbang Blog has their weekly Contest
If you want to add your caption contest just ask..

With Thanks to all those that entered - Bagelblogger. Thanks
: Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest 14 * Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest * Funny * Humor * Laugh * Captions Contest * Jew * Australia * Jewish * BagelBlogger * Bagel Blogger

Saturday, 3 February 2007

Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Better Late than never Number 15

Week 15 Of Bodgey Bagel's Incredible Caption Contest!
For Entry into Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Week 15
Leave your Caption for the Photo in the comments.

All entries must be in before Wednesday 14th February

(Please note extended entry period)

... c'mon this should bring a few good captions!
Caption away! Leave your entries in the comments section
before Wednesday 14th February.

[If your caption is not in English, Please leave a translation of text]

May the best caption win!

The Winner of Last 'weeks' Contest No 14: (31st Jan)
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The 14th 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel Weekly Photo Caption contest winner.

The 14th Bodgey Bagel Caption Contest winner is.....Drum Roll
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1st Place: WWF - the Wedgie Wrestling Federation! [Rafi Goldmeier ]
2rd Place: I think the red on your obi is so cute! [chsw10605 ]
3rd Place: Olaf got peeved when Uri showed up at the SUMO awards wearing the same outfit. [elliot]
4th Place: SUMO BALLROOM DANCING..it never did catch on. [elliot ]
5th Place: Yankel, good to see you again. It has been so long![ Rafi Goldmeier ]
Honorable Mentions:
HM:One hand Mawashi's the other.[Rodney Dill]
(Rodney last week, the translation was poor my apologies. It was a good caption)
Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: These new diapers are really strong [BB]

Many Thanks for your entries! Bagelblogger

Other blogs with Caption Contests:
Outside the Beltway
Rightpundits.com
Willisms
Commonwealth Conservative
Bullwinkle Blog
The Right Place
Bravozulu
The Gone Rick Motel
Blogmeister USA
Cowboy Blob
SgtStryker
Wizbang Blog
If you want to add your caption contest just ask..

With Thanks to all those that entered - Bagelblogger. Thanks
: Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest 14 * Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest * Funny * Humor * Laugh * Captions Contest * Jew * Australia * Jewish * BagelBlogger * Bagel Blogger

Friday, 12 January 2007

Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest week 12

Week 12 Of Bodgey Bagel's Incredible Caption Contest!
For Entry into Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Week 12
Leave your Caption for the Photo in the comments.

All entries must be in before Wednesday 17th January

...ahh the heat was unbearable!
Caption away! Leave your entries in the comments section
before Wednesday 17th January.

May the best caption win!

The Winner of Last weeks Contest No 11: (10th Jan)

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The Tenth 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel Weekly Photo Caption contest winner.

The 11th Bodgey Bagel Caption Contest winner is.....Drum Roll

1st Place: Convinced that nobody would look for him there, Osama starts hanging with K'fed. [ Adjustah ]
2rd Place:Frank Swartz was frustrated, he couldn't be the look-alike for Frank Sinatra or Sean Connery, noooo, he was cursed with this look. [ elliot ]
=3rd Place: Osama relaxes before his next cab driving shift. [ chsw10605 ]
=3rd: They forgot my 'Happy Meal'.[ elliot ]
4th Place: "McAllahu McAkbar!" [ Rodney Dill ]
5th Place: "Yes I got the McMohammed Meal" [ Rodney Dill ]
Honorable Mentions:
HM: Osama bin Laden enjoys a McMeal in a Parisian Cafe. [Thomas Forsyth ]

HM:, Four #2 value meals: #13.99, New Polo shirt: $15.00, New slacks: $65.00.
Expression on Osama's face when he found a finger in his food: Priceless. [ elliot ]
HM: Michael Moore caught Osama on film in his movie 'Super Size That' and didn't know it. It was edited out. [ elliot ]
Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: The Real Ronald McDonald contemplates his next terrorist attack with Hamburglar[BB]

Thanks for you entries! Bagelblogger

Other blogs with Caption Contests:
Outside the Beltway
Rightpundits.com
Willisms
Commonwealth Conservative
Bullwinkle Blog
The Right Place
Bravozulu
The Gone Rick Motel
Blogmeister USA
Cowboy Blob
SgtStryker
Wizbang Blog

If you want to add your caption contest just ask..

With Thanks to all those that entered - Bagelblogger.
:Bagelblogger Appreciates your Vote!!

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Thursday, 4 January 2007

Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Week 11

Week 11 Of Bodgey Bagel's Incredible Caption Contest!
For Entry into Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Week 11
Leave your Caption for the Photo in the comments.

All entries must be in before Wednesday 10th January

...mm French Fries with that?

Caption away! Leave your entries in the comments section
before Wednesday 10th January.
May the best caption win!

The Winner of Last weeks Contest No 10:(3rd Jan)

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The Tenth 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel Weekly Photo Caption contest winner.

The 10th Bodgey Bagel Caption Contest winner is.....Drum Roll

1st Place: Be careful sir, he's from the Russian consulate and may squirt polonium-210 from his bowtie. [ The Man ]
2nd Place: PM Olmert looks puzzled when someone refers to the "clown on the left" within earshot. [ Soccer Dad ]
3rd Place: Ehud was a little puzzled when introduced to his new chauffer, and even more surprised when twelve more backup chauffers got out of the very small limo. [ elliot ]
4th Place: Get me the number of his disguise artist. Nobody would ever guess that's bin Ladin! [ muse ]
5th Place: Reason #23 why Olmery hated meeting with Hamas's leadership [ The Man ]
Honorable Mentions:
HM: Funny, you don't look Jewish. [ elliot ]
Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: In Desperation, Olmert agreed to turn the Kadima into a circus and welcome 3,000 suicide bomber dwarfs with open arms [BB]

Thanks for you entries! Bagelblogger

If you want to add your caption contest just ask..

Monday, 1 January 2007

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest week 10 Have a Happy New Year!

Week 10 Of Bodgey Bagel's Incredible Caption Contest!
For Entry into Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Week 10
Leave your Caption for the Photo in the comments.

All entries must be in before Wednesday 3rd January

...mm This shouldn't be too hard!
[The Prime Minister of Israel, Ehud Olmert]

Caption away! Leave your entries in the comments section
before Wednesday 3rd January.
May the best caption win!

The Winner of Last weeks Contest No 9:(27th Dec)

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The Ninth 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel Weekly Photo Caption contest.

The 9th Bodgey Bagel Caption Contest winner is.....Drum Roll

1st Place: What life would be like in an Al Gore world. [ dennis ]
2nd Place: Scene from the new 'low budget' Cops TV show..Weds. at 2am Channel 6 [ elliot ]
3rd Place: Officer Smith tries to make his ticket quota. [ chsw10605 ]
4th Place: Juan wasn't the least bit concerned, for he had pictures of the officer and his donkey in comprimising positions. [ elliot ]
5th Place: Bang! Bang!..You're on candid camera! [ muse ]
Honorable Mentions:
HM: 5MPH in a 2MPH zone..and he got a ticket for not wearing his seatbelt too. [ elliot ]
HM: Julio started to panic, his ass wasn't insured. [ elliot ]
[Elliot you're really annoying, can you have some bad ones so I don't have to include them all!]
Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: The siren goes: eah awe, eah awe [BB]

I wish every one a Bagel Good Year and drive carefully! Bagelblogger

Other blogs with Caption Contests:
Outside the Beltway
Rightpundits.com
The Clash Of Civilizations
Willisms
Commonwealth Conservative
Bullwinkle Blog
The Right Place
Bravozulu
The Gone Rick Motel
Blogmeister USA
Cowboy Blob
SgtStryker
Wizbang Blog

With Thanks to all those that entered - Bagelblogger.

:Bagelblogger Appreciates your Vote!!
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Wednesday, 20 December 2006

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest week 9

Week 9 Of Bodgey Bagel's Incredible Caption Contest!
For Entry into Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Week 9
Leave your Caption for the Photo in the comments.

All entries must be in before Wednesday 27th December

...Would Love to see OJ's Bronco Chase scene with these guys!

Caption away! Leave your entries in the comments section before Wednesday 27th December.
May the best caption win!

The Winner of Last weeks Contest No 8:(20th Dec)

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The Eigth 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel Weekly Photo Caption contest.

The 8th Bodgey Bagel Caption Contest winner is.....Drum Roll

1st Place: So who's the ungly duckling now? [ LittleBirdies ]
2nd Place: and stay on that side of the wall you colored folk! [ Rafi G ]
3rd Place: Birds n The Hood(or more correctly --Boids n The Hood) [ Rodney Dill ]
4th Place: Excuse me, you're not from this neighborhood are you? [ elliot ]
5th Place: Hey, who you callin' a jive turkey? [ elliot ]
Honorable Mentions:
HM: Come back fellas, I can throw another shrimp on the barbie. [ elliot ]

Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: Come on you guys give me a wing up[BB]

To those that won victory is yours, to the others there's always next contest! Bagelblogger

With Thanks to all those that entered - Bagelblogger.

:Bagelblogger Appreciates your Vote!!
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Wednesday, 13 December 2006

Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest week 8

Week 8 Of Bodgey Bagel's Incredible Caption Contest!
For Entry into Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Week 8
Leave your Caption for the Photo in the comments.

All entries must be in beforeWednesday 20th December

...this requires some creativity!

Caption away! Leave your entries in the comments section
before Wednesday 20th December.
May the best caption win!

The Winner of Last weeks Contest No 7:(13th Dec)

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The seventh 'almost famous' Bodgey Bagel Weekly Photo Caption contest.

The 7th Bodgey Bagel Caption Contest winner is.....Drum Roll

1st Place: Crickey mate, couldn't you do that outback? [ elliot ]
2nd Place: Pappa Bear, Momma Bear...and oh yes, Poo Bear. [elliot ]
3rd Place: You gonna eat that?? [ dennis ]
4th Place: "...well then we must be in the woods." [ Rodney Dill ]
5th Place: What? Is it my fault that Goldilocks gets scared easlily? [elliot ]

Special Place: "I don't know George, it's not mine... the textures different. Mine is generally more crunchie." [ Baleboosteh ]
Honorable Mentions:

HM: Hmmm. Well, by the looks of it, you definately need more fiber in your diet. [ elliot ]
HM: (Erkle voice)"Did I do that?" [ elliot ]
HM: "Toldya to devein kids before ya eat 'em." [ Rodney Dill ]
HM: (Sniff) Bernice was your mother here again? [ elliot ]

Elliot your definitely on the insider trading and corruption watch!

Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: I don't care Max, you're don't have special telekinesis powers, it hasn't moved all day.

or Where's a fan when you need one? [BB]

Thanks for the entries,thanks you guys! Bagelblogger