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Saturday, 3 May 2008

Mr Bagel where have you been?

What can I say? Ive been gone a looong time?

Am I still loved?

I don't know I can understand why some may have cast my memory to the wind.

The fact is my life has gone through some of the most radical changes I've ever experienced.

I no longer live in a remote farm house far from any town, I've moved to a rather large city.

But the really big changes are that I entered into a popular weight loss competition and well after 3 months of dieting and intense working out I've lost a staggering amount of weight.

How much? Lets say 50 kilograms. So who won the competition then? Well, I was fortunate enough to be the winner, and I walked away with a prestige car for free.

But the real reward was the look on my wife and childrens faces, seeing them realising that now, finally I can step up and be active and play with my children.

My friends who knew me before my weight lose still find it hard to believe just how much I have changed, both physically, emotionally and spiritually.

OK so now that you lost 50 kilos, have a brand new car what else is new?

Ive been inundated with job offers, after a quite overwhelming degree of publicity, Ive taken a position which Ive always wanted. In a nutshell, Ive now got the Job I've always dreamed of having!

So, I'm sorry for neglecting my blogging friends and readers, I hope you can find it in your hearts to understand my need to neglect my blogging and be rather uncommunicative.

Theres so much that has changed in my life in the last three months that it staggers me.

Absence hopefully does make the heart grow fonder.

Mr Bagel: A little less cream cheese a whole lot more tastier.