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Saturday, 3 May 2008

Mr Bagel where have you been?

What can I say? Ive been gone a looong time?

Am I still loved?

I don't know I can understand why some may have cast my memory to the wind.

The fact is my life has gone through some of the most radical changes I've ever experienced.

I no longer live in a remote farm house far from any town, I've moved to a rather large city.

But the really big changes are that I entered into a popular weight loss competition and well after 3 months of dieting and intense working out I've lost a staggering amount of weight.

How much? Lets say 50 kilograms. So who won the competition then? Well, I was fortunate enough to be the winner, and I walked away with a prestige car for free.

But the real reward was the look on my wife and childrens faces, seeing them realising that now, finally I can step up and be active and play with my children.

My friends who knew me before my weight lose still find it hard to believe just how much I have changed, both physically, emotionally and spiritually.

OK so now that you lost 50 kilos, have a brand new car what else is new?

Ive been inundated with job offers, after a quite overwhelming degree of publicity, Ive taken a position which Ive always wanted. In a nutshell, Ive now got the Job I've always dreamed of having!

So, I'm sorry for neglecting my blogging friends and readers, I hope you can find it in your hearts to understand my need to neglect my blogging and be rather uncommunicative.

Theres so much that has changed in my life in the last three months that it staggers me.

Absence hopefully does make the heart grow fonder.

Mr Bagel: A little less cream cheese a whole lot more tastier.


Emah S said...

WOW! Mazal Tov! Pretty cool.....so will you share pictures (deleting your face of course if you want to stay anon.) But I'm sure I'm not the only one who would love to see a before and after! :)

Cosmic X said...
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Cosmic X said...

Glad to hear that all is well.


A Simple Jew said...

Great to hear from you again. Welcome back!!

David Linn said...

Welcome back. You've been missed. Great news on the weight loss. Keep up the good work or should I say keep OFF the good work!!

Beaman said...

Very well done on the dieting! Your focused working out is something I must emulate.

Happy Israel Anniversary week!

Jewish Blogmeister said...

Welcome back and congrats. I lost bout 10 pounds myself no easy feat.
Keeping it off is the key...

Anonymous said...

Wow, welcome back. Congrats on the weight, the car, the move, et. al.

I have been not the busiest blogger too but come say hi sometime or visit Avi's blog.

Take care. :)

Mr Bagel said...

Thanks for all the well wishers.
I feel a bit guilty not blogging lately but so much is happening.
Ill blog soon as Mr Bagel has a moment.
regards Mr Bagel

Lady-Light said...

I know this is a tad late (I didn't know you were gone, because I hadn't had the time to visit your site!)but--congratulations on being a winner! I am struggling with my own weight problem, and it is no easy task, losing weight. It is a whole lifestyle change.
What program did you use? As another commenter mentioned, I too would love to see before & after pics.
Glad you're back,and keep up the good work!

Sara with NO H said...

I;ve also joined the diet wagon... I've lost an amazing 80 Lbs. And believe it or not; I managed to lose it, in about 6 months. Happy to see you back. I'm sorry I very rarely come around and comment, but please know that you're all in my thoughts and prayers.