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Friday, 29 June 2007

Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?

After checking out a website that rated my blog in a similar way to ratings advisories on movies I came across this little self test.
Its a test to see if you would pass a 8th grade science test.
I was fairly good at science at school so I hoped I would pass it.

Science Quiz

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What's My Blog Rated?


I came across this little exercise in futility at a friend's blog.
I guessed considering I talk a lot about Terrorism and the results of it, my blog might come in with a fairly high ranking. I'm always careful not to have too Adult content on my blog with out providing a clear warning first. But if you check out the criteria words the judgment was made on well its no surprise.

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

  • murder (8x)
  • suicide (6x)
  • death (4x)
  • dead (1x)
  • This Blog is Rated




    Oh dear Mr Bagel!


    I don't think I've ever sworn on this blog, or said the word s_x on this blog, I certainly don't display anything pornographic, if I'm to believe this R rating then a web site dealing with bereavement must be triple XXX rated. Oh well back to regular programing...



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    NYC Rally for the release of the 3
    Kidnapped Israeli Soldiers
    - How to get there -



    The Rally on July 16th to help free the 3 Kidnapped Israeli Soldiers will be held in close proximity to the United Nations Headquarters in New York.

    The entrance to the rally will be at 47th Street; the site of the rally can be entered from Third Avenue or from First Avenue through Dag Hammarskjöld Plaza.


    Choose from the list below on how you'll be getting to the rally from within New York City:


    • 1. New York City Public Transportation
    • 2. Grand Central Station (Metro North)
    • 3. Penn Station (Long Island Railroad, New Jersey Transit, Amtrak)
    • 4. LaGuardia, Kennedy or Newark Airports
    • 5. Links to Public Transportation/Airport Web Sites

    To see the list of ways to get there click the read more tag.

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    The Whole World Is Watching
    Have you say!

    By Thomas L. Friedman
    Thomas Friedman from the New York Times writes an Op-ed today about the revolution that is happening under our feet with information. He puts forward that Blogs and the access to information is both providing a level of transparency never seen before, but paradoxically also possibly condemning young people on the very choices they make early in their life. It's a good article.
    It's by suscription, but Mr Bagel Chatter has just posted the article to review.

    Read it here, The Whole World Is Watching and make sure you have your say![END]


    - Nonsensical text added to the end of the article to ensure that the rating system on some aggregators doesn't disadvantage posts which appear short but are otherwise. Such as Videos posted, or time consuming cartoons which have been done by Mr Bagel, altered photos by Mr Bagel which can take up to a day to do, or simply referrals to other articles. By having this text here it is hoped articles which are below a minimum word count will skip punitive ratings set up trying to encourage those who may be submitting partial feeds rather than the full feed. Ironically by doing this, those blogs which actually do submit their full posts incur penalties when they write smaller posts or important News punch lines or short referral posts. -


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    Thursday, 28 June 2007

    U.S. Muslims face isolation, radical threat: study

    CHICAGO (Reuters) - Muslim Americans must meld into U.S. society before suspicion and mistrust lingering since the attacks on New York and Washington isolates them and sparks radicalism in their ranks, a study said on Tuesday.

    "There is an urgent national need for Muslims and non-Muslims to work together to create full and equal opportunities for civic and political participation of Muslim Americans," the report said.

    For the first time since World War Two when the U.S. government rounded up and interred Japanese, many are questioning the loyalty "of a largely unfamiliar and largely immigrant American community," said the report written by a task force of 32 individuals from business, government and academia.

    Six years after the September 11 attacks focused attention on them, Muslim Americans remain "largely outside the U.S. mainstream," the report said, even though they are an often well-educated and diverse group with the potential to make important contributions to civic life.

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    Australia gives another $7m aid to Palestinians
    [As Millions of Africans starve to death]

    Sydney Morning Herald - June 27, 2007

    Australia is to provide $4 million in emergency aid to the Palestinian government, plus $3 million to help refugees in Gaza and Lebanon.

    Foreign Minister Alexander Downer, now visiting the Middle East, said Australia's contribution to the emergency Palestinian government would provide essential supplies to keep hospitals open and children in school.

    Mr Downer supported Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas's decision to form an emergency government with Salam Fayyad as prime minister following the violent Hamas takeover of Gaza.

    "The formation of the emergency government presents a valuable opportunity to revive the peace process and ensure that the actions of violent extremists do not derail the legitimate aspirations of the Palestinian people," he said in a statement.

    Mr Downer said he welcomed the comments of Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert, who said the emergency government would be regarded as a partner for peace.

    Australia would continue to engage with the emergency Palestinian government to promote peace and provide humanitarian assistance, he said.

    "Australia remains deeply concerned by the humanitarian situation in the Palestinian Territories, particularly Gaza, following the recent violence," he said.

    The humanitarian assistance includes $2 million in emergency food aid for an estimated 158,000 refugee families in Gaza and $1 million for food, health services, housing, water and sanitation services for 27,000 Palestinian refugees in Lebanon.

    The new contributions will lift Australia's assistance to Palestinian refugees since July 2006 to $23.2 million.

    Mr Bagel: Well $23.2 million in one year for Palestinian refugees [2007] and the latest figure I could find $72.6 million from Australia to Sub Saharan Africa in one year [2004] covering a population of 300 million people living on less than a $1 a day.

    Australian aid to Africa


    Australia is a very charitable country per head of population, in fact few countries would give more aid per head of population. Australia makes a significant effort around the pacific rim with countries facing humanitarian crisis, but never the less, you can't ignore that Australia is spending 23.2 million dollars in aid to the Palestinians, and $72.6 million in aid to the areas indicated in Africa.
    This area has over 300 million people earning less than $1 a day.

    Where's the parity? Where's the logic? Are Palestinians starving more than Africans?

    If we take for example the United Nations report 'Refugee Nutrition Information System' which is published every year it states quite clearly:

    Every year, thousands of individuals are displaced from their homes and homelands because of wars, political conflicts, and natural disasters. The Refugee Nutrition Information System (RNIS) was established in 1993 to collect data and report on the nutrition, health, and survival status of the most nutritionally vulnerable people in the world, including refugees, internally displaced populations, and those who are forced to migrate.

    These girls are among more than four million Palestinian refugees in Gaza Strip and the West Bank. A recent report from the Refugee Nutrition Information System found Palestinian refugees to be satisfactorily coping with the nutritional impacts of the latest Intifada.

    These refugees were displaced by years of warfare in their own countries. ..
    I'm not advocating that Palestinian Refugees shouldn't be helped or receive aid, but surely its wrong the way Countries prioritise the simple comfort of Palestinians over the survival of African Refugees? Don't the UN facts speak for themselves?

    References:
    SMH:
    Australia gives $7m aid to Palestinians
    Ausaid Map and Africa Figures: Africa Frame Work [PDF]
    Australian Government: Overseas Aid

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    Tuesday, 26 June 2007

    Anne Frank's Cousin Donates Family's Files

    By Associated Press
    June 26, 2007

    AMSTERDAM, Netherlands — Anne Frank's cousin yesterday donated thousands of letters, photographs, and documents that archivists say will show details about the background of the teenage diarist who became a symbol of the Holocaust.

    Bernhard "Buddy" Elias, 82, had kept the materials for decades in his Swiss attic before permanently loaning them to the Anne Frank House — the museum incorporating the tiny apartment where the family hid during the Nazi occupation of the Netherlands — to mark yesterday's 60th anniversary of the first publication of "The Diary of Anne Frank."

    The donation includes Otto Frank's 1945 letter informing his mother in Switzerland that his daughters Anne and Margo and his wife, Edith, died in Nazi concentration camps, the letter his mother wrote responding to diary excerpts that Otto sent her, and photographs from the late 1890s of the Frank family in their native Frankfurt, Germany.

    Interesting site: Anne Frank House

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    The World watches as ...

    I hate to say it but the West is actual complicit in the recent outbreak of violence in the Middle East.

    GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip - Hamas militants posted an audio message on Monday from an Israeli soldier captured a year ago at an army base near the Gaza Strip, the first sign of life from the young serviceman since he was seized.
    Source: Diaa Hadid Associated press Writer.

    GAZA - Following is the text of a statement by captive soldier Gilad Shalit, as heard in an audio tape released by his Palestinian captors in Gaza yesterday. Translation is by Reuters from the original Hebrew:
    Source: Reuters

    (AP) Hamas militants posted an audio message on Monday from an Israeli soldier captured a year ago at an army base near the Gaza Strip, the first sign of life from the young serviceman since he was seized.
    Source: CBS News

    GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip (AP) - A Hamas Web site posted an audio message on Monday from an Israeli soldier captured a year ago by militants allied with the Islamic group - the first sign from him since he was seized at an army base near the Gaza Strip.
    Source: Guardian

    Separately, Hamas militants on Monday released a recorded message from Cpl. Gilad Shalit, the Israeli serviceman captured near the border with Gaza a year ago. It was the first sign of life from the young serviceman since his seizure.
    Source: AP Sarah El Deeb

    GAZA CITY, 26 June 2007 — The Hamas movement’s armed wing yesterday released an audio message said to be from captured Israeli soldier Cpl. Gilad Shalit, who said his health was deteriorating and that he needed hospital treatment. “I’ve been in prison one year. My situation is deteriorating. I need an extended period in hospital,” said the voice in the audio clip posted on the website of Hamas’ armed wing exactly one year after Shalit was taken.

    “I am sorry that the Israeli government has not shown more interest. It should meet the demands of my kidnappers so I can be released,” said the voice in Hebrew on the tape.
    Source: Arab News
    ?!: So as long as you're quoting a Hebrew translation you can use the word Kidnapped?

    Hamas to release tape of captured Israeli soldier

    GAZA (Reuters) - Hamas's armed wing will release an audio tape on Monday of an Israeli soldier seized by militants in Gaza a year ago, a senior official in the Islamist movement said.

    Sergeant Gilad Shalit was captured on June 25, 2006 by gunmen who tunneled into Israel from Gaza. Except for a handwritten letter to his parents in September, there has been no sign of life from the soldier since he was spirited into the enclave.
    Source: Reuters Canada


    At least one news network stated it the way it is...

    Hamas airs tape of kidnapped Israeli soldier
    The armed wing of Hamas has released an audio message said to be from captured Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit, in which he says his health is deteriorating and he needs hospital treatment.
    It used the word 'captured' but at least it called the crime what it is. A Kidnapping.
    Source: ABC News


    The West should hang its head in shame.

    Not only have we capitulated in the worst possible way, we stand by whilst media corporations such as the Reuters, AP and the BBC allow, no read encourage the use of 'sanitized' prose.

    The West is allowing the greed of Multinational corporations to dictate Foreign Policy.

    We have lost our moral compass, a person who kills civilians, uses Suicide bombers, abides by no international rules of military engagement, is not a militant.

    They are a terrorist.

    That the Arab street sees this differently is an indictment on their cultural values. That we from the West are willing to sanitize news to the Middle East to accommodate this, is simply cultural prostitution of the worst kind.

    Its an aberration in decency that what one says to one group of people is 'rephrased for cultural sensitivities' to another.

    The West needs to stop pandering to the Middle East.
    Maybe then the baseness of some of these values might just become more apparent.

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    Translation of Gilad Shalits audio message:
    On tape, Gilad 'urges' meeting demands

    Transcription of What Gilad said in English
    Click read more to see it

    "I, the soldier Gilad, son of Noam Shalit, [am] held by the Khattab Shaheed Iz al-Din al-Qassam [the military wing of Hamas].

    "Mother and father, my sister and brother, friends in the Israel Defense Forces: I send you regards from jail and my longing for all of you.

    "An entire year has passed with me in jail, and the state of my health is still deteriorating and I need extensive hospitalization.

    "I am sorry for the lack of interest in my case and in the demands of Khattab al-Qassam on the part of the Israeli government and the army. It is clear that they must accede to these demands in order for me to be released from jail - especially as I was involved in a military operation, under orders, and was not a drug dealer.

    "Just as I have parents, a mother and a father, the thousands of Palestinian detainees also have mothers and fathers who must have their sons returned.

    "I have great faith that my government will take more of an interest in me and will accede to the demands of the mujahideen.

    "Corporal Gilad Shalit."
    References:
    Haaretz: On tape, Gilad urges meeting demands


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    Gilad Shalit speaks from captivity (video)


    If the video fails to load click here:
    Gilad Shalit speaks from captivity

    Kipper tip: Rafi G

    Ebay - by Weird Al Yankovic
    Have a good chuckle


    If the Video doesn't load click here
    Ebay by Weird Al Yankovic

    I admit it I'm guilty, I Ebay to. This clip is a good chuckle on why we ebay.

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    Monday, 25 June 2007

    What if the Earth really is round?
    Looking beyond the accepted rubric

    Some would have us believe the world is flat.
    Bagelblogger: The following essay is considerable in breadth but manages to quite eloquently challenge the accept norms prevalent in the middle east. It is an important essay that should be read by all that ave an interest in Middle East Politics. I don't always agree with everything Goldstein writes, but I find little argument in this essay.

    Warren Goldstein, The Jerusalem Post


    Sometimes we make the most fundamental errors. When large numbers of people make mistakes - even monumental ones - it is almost impossible to challenge the resultant prevailing view. It was once the conventional wisdom that the earth is flat. In ancient times if anyone dared to claim that the earth was round, they would have been denigrated as being detached from reality. When, in the 16th century, Nicolaus Copernicus dared suggest that the sun was the center of the solar system and not the earth, he was regarded as a heretic.

    In today's world any attempt to explain the Arab-Israeli conflict in terms other than "Israel's illegal occupation of Palestinian land" and the "denial of Palestinian nationalist aspiration" is often regarded like a declaration that the earth is flat and the center of the universe. But what if this view is wrong? What if, in terms of understanding the Arab-Israeli conflict, we are living in pre-Copernican times? What if the Jewish State that is considered to be the root of all evil in the Middle East were instead the victim?

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    GAZA SNAKEPIT: Getting to the real Truth!


    West bank Palestinians agree:
    Don't let Gaza chaos in my backyard

    JERUSALEM - As violence between Hamas and Fatah engulfs the Gaza Strip, Palestinians in the west bank are watching the chaos unfold with a combination of concern, disgust, and resignation.

    Alternately blaming Israel, the Palestinian leadership, Arab autocrats, and Western governments for the violence, Palestinians in the west bank at least seem to agree on one thing: They do not want the turmoil - or Gaza's Palestinians - to spill over into their backyard.

    "I want all the people in Gaza to stay in Gaza," Maher Abu-Gaidh, a Palestinian from Ramallah, told JTA. "If Israel allowed people in Gaza to come here to the west bank, this would bring more violence, less job opportunities, and I think more crimes to the west bank."

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    Remember 1 year ago today?
    Two soldiers killed, one missing in Kerem Shalom terror attack

    Reprint of article from: 25 Jun 2006

    Please check out the Free Gilad Shalit Blog

    PM Olmert: The State of Israel views the Palestinian Authority (PA) led by Chairman Abu Mazen and the Palestinian government as responsible for this event - with all this implies.

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    On Anniversary Of Capture, ADL Urges International Community To Press For Immediate Release Of Israeli Soldiers


    New York, NY, June 22, 2007 - On the one-year anniversary of the kidnapping of an Israeli soldier by the Palestinian terrorist group Hamas, the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) called on human rights groups, the United Nations and the international community to speak out and demand his freedom, as well as that of two Israeli soldiers held captive by Hezbollah in Lebanon.

    On June 25, 2006, Gilad Shalit, 20, was kidnapped by Hamas in an attack on a military installation on Israeli soil. Shalit remains in captivity in the Gaza Strip. Israel Defense Forces reservists Ehud Goldwasser and Eldad Regev, kidnapped in a raid on Israel's northern border and taken into Lebanese territory by Hezbollah on July 12, 2006, also remain in captivity, their whereabouts and conditions unknown.


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    Israel Votes to Release Taxes to Abbas

    The Israeli Cabinet on Sunday approved the release of frozen tax funds to Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, in a step to bolster the moderate leader in his standoff against the Islamic militant group Hamas.

    The vote came a day ahead of Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert's meeting in Egypt Monday with Abbas, President Hosni Mubarak of Egypt and King Abdullah II of Jordan.

    The summit is designed as a high-profile display of support for the Palestinian president against his Hamas rivals, who seized control of the Gaza Strip in a brutal rout of Abbas' Fatah movement earlier this month.

    The infighting has left the Palestinians with two governments _ Abbas' new government in the West Bank, and the Hamas rulers in Gaza.


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