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Sunday, 24 August 2008

Jerusalem has made it onto the upcoming international edition of Monopoly

Monopoly's new 'Here and Now' version to feature Jerusalem


Some readers may remember the controversy created when an email was sent around garnering support to vote for the city of Jerusalem in monopoly's new upcoming version earlier this year.

Apparently most the boo ha was over the fact that Jerusalem was noted as being the capital of Israel, which to those that spend their time either recovering from 'work accidents' or waiting for UN relief cheques to come seemed to be objectionable.



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Mr Bagel reveals himself...

50 kilograms lighter

A shadow of my former self

A few posts ago I mentioned how Mr Bagel had lost 50 kilograms, which is about 110 pounds to those that use this rather archaic measuring system.

I was asked to post a picture of Mr Bagel before and after showing the 50 kilograms (110 lb).

Well for the sake of my readers I'm not going to show a before photo, because it's likely that anywhere in the world right now some one could be having their morning cereal. I refuse to be responsible for destroying so many computer monitors at once.

Here is the after shot showing the fact that I could step into one leg of my previous tight fitting shorts. It wasn't until a press photographer gave me this idea earlier on the day that I was actually even able to comprehend I would be able to do it.

Carrying a lot of weight around for an extended period means you get used to having a 'large physical presence', even now I sometimes wince as I try to squeeze past narrow openings, only later realising that I had plenty of room to spare.



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Saturday, 23 August 2008

Why is the proposed state of Palestine entirely made up of area disputed with Israel, and not other Arabic neighbors?

The proposed state of Israel
by Zionist representatives at
the 1919 Paris peace Conference

In response to an article by Elder of Ziyon titled 'Desecration'

...A very similar pattern can be seen in the tendency of Israeli's to compromise with regards the boundaries of Israel. Why is there no protest over the historical reduction of Eretz Israel,The British Mandate,The Balfour Declaration or the proposed boundaries at the 1919 Paris peace conference - all were significantly larger than the resultant boundaries of 1948.

Why is it acceptable for the Palestinians to arbitrarily want to return to the borders of 1967? Why not the borders as first envisioned in 1917, or why not borders based on pre Roman conquest?

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Thursday, 21 August 2008

Hezbollah: Coming to a lounge room near you



Hezbollah 's Al-Manar television channel is being broadcast into Australia. The Sydney Morning Herald features a report indicating that Al-Manar and its vitriolic Anti Semitic content is being beamed via an Indonesian company Indosat and that it is carrying talk shows, documentaries and programing dedicated to anti-Israeli, anti Western and pro militancy views.

Another troublesome aspect is that it carries children's programing and actively calls upon viewers to donate.
Hezbollah TV 'live' in Australia


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Wednesday, 25 June 2008

2 Years on...



Gilad Shalit’s (Schalit) book, When the Shark and the Fish First Met, now appears on YouTube to mark two years since he was kidnapped.



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Sunday, 11 May 2008

Misunderstanding Islamic Antisemitism


The Legacy of Islamic Antisemitism

Andrew G Boston is an author who has been working on his manuscript, The Legacy of Islamic Antisemitism

He has written a very interesting article Misunderstanding Islamic Antisemitism, which serves somewhat as a prelude to the upcoming release of his new book. Its posted on American Thinker.
He poses to the reader to identify the period in which this vile antisemitc passage which appears below was written, its a challenge not without some consequence.
Our people [the Muslims] observing thus the occupations of the Jews and the Christians concluded that the religion of the Jews must compare unfavorably as do their professions, and that their unbelief must be the foulest of all, since they are the filthiest of all nations. Why the Christians, ugly as they are, are physically less repulsive than the Jews may be explained by the fact that the Jews, by not intermarrying, have intensified the offensiveness of their features. Exotic elements have not mingled with them; neither have males of alien races had intercourse with their women, nor have their men cohabited with females of a foreign stock. The Jewish race therefore has been denied high mental qualities, sound physique, and superior lactation. The same results obtain when horses, camels, donkeys, and pigeons are inbred.

After reading this passage, do try to date the period in which this rather vile writing appeared, you may be in for a surprise.

Make sure you read his full article Here.

Andrew G. Bostom is the author of The Legacy of Jihad (Prometheus, 2005) and The Legacy of Islamic Antisemitism (to be published later this month).

References
AmericanThinker: Misunderstanding Islamic Antisemitism
Andrew G. Boston: The Legacy of Islamic Antisemitism





Saturday, 3 May 2008

Mr Bagel where have you been?

What can I say? Ive been gone a looong time?

Am I still loved?

I don't know I can understand why some may have cast my memory to the wind.

The fact is my life has gone through some of the most radical changes I've ever experienced.

I no longer live in a remote farm house far from any town, I've moved to a rather large city.

But the really big changes are that I entered into a popular weight loss competition and well after 3 months of dieting and intense working out I've lost a staggering amount of weight.

How much? Lets say 50 kilograms. So who won the competition then? Well, I was fortunate enough to be the winner, and I walked away with a prestige car for free.

But the real reward was the look on my wife and childrens faces, seeing them realising that now, finally I can step up and be active and play with my children.

My friends who knew me before my weight lose still find it hard to believe just how much I have changed, both physically, emotionally and spiritually.

OK so now that you lost 50 kilos, have a brand new car what else is new?

Ive been inundated with job offers, after a quite overwhelming degree of publicity, Ive taken a position which Ive always wanted. In a nutshell, Ive now got the Job I've always dreamed of having!

So, I'm sorry for neglecting my blogging friends and readers, I hope you can find it in your hearts to understand my need to neglect my blogging and be rather uncommunicative.

Theres so much that has changed in my life in the last three months that it staggers me.

Absence hopefully does make the heart grow fonder.



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Tuesday, 11 March 2008

A Disproportionate Response:





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Saturday, 8 March 2008

Palestinian Terrorism: Tell Lies, misrepresent, celebrate the deaths of innocents...

Apparently its not enough to kill innocent children deliberately, the 8 victims of the terrorist attack at Merkaz Harav in Jerusalem were aged 15,15,16,16,18,18,19 and 26. To justify this abhorrent crime you simply need to perpetuate a plethora of lies, as quoted in YNet: Thousands Celebrate Jerusalem Attack



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Sunday, 2 March 2008

Iran world’s number one power, says Ahmadinejad



From the Gulf Times:

TEHRAN: President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad yesterday declared that Iran was the world’s “number one” power, as he launched a bitter new assault on domestic critics he accused of siding with the enemy.

“Everybody has understood that Iran is the number one power in the world,” Ahmadinejad said in a speech to families who lost loved ones in the 1980-1988 Iran-Iraq war.

"Today the name of Iran means a firm punch in the teeth of the powerful and it puts them in their place," added Ahmadinejad, who on Sunday will become the first president of the Islamic republic to visit neighbouring Iraq.



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The Rabbi goes certified and Atlas Shrugs...



Seems Pamela at Atlas Shrugs has managed to get every 'Jihadists pal' Rabbi Michael E Feinberg foaming at the mouth.

Seems that 'the rabbi' isn't to happy being called crazy?

We've got certified Mail! Legal Jihad!

It would appear the proof is in the actions.
Check out the article and the rabbi's questionable behavior in her posted videos.

For me, issuing a legal threat to a blogger, is crazy enough, how to make a thousand bloggers write about what only a few bothered about last time?

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Saturday, 1 March 2008

Prelude to Gaza:
The Media war begins...
"more than half were civilians"


72 virgins or 72 Qassam rockets?

"A Palestinian man reacts after learning that his brother was killed by Israeli forces in the northern Gaza Strip March 1, 2008."

Reading the news of the developing conflict between Israel and Hamas, one, without a good basis of knowledge, would start to conclude that 'those crazy Jews are killing everyone'.

'Half of our headlines are fabricated'
Indeed the catch cry of the recent Lebanon war was the totally unverifiable claim more than half the deaths were civilians'. Which was really quite amazing.

For most it might have seemed the majority of Hezbolah guerrillas didn't seem to wear a recognizable uniform. They tended to dress like civilians. This seemed to develop further and further as Israels incursions into the south of Lebanon became more intensive.

One did wonder how Journalist and sub editors sitting half way across the world safely behind their desks managed to decree that more than half of deaths were civilians.



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Tuesday, 19 February 2008

Agence France-Press: The Terrorist appeaser



Can you believe this news agency?

Whilst every other news agency and Newspaper from the Western world has described Imad Mughnieh as a terrorist, this pathetic former reflection of itself stoops to describe him as :

"Jafari's comments came in a condolence message to Hezbollah chief Hassan Nasrallah after the murder last week in Damascus of top commander Imad Mughnieh, who has been blamed for a string of anti militant attacks on US and Jewish intrests."


Whats an anti militant? Is that the same as the mass murderer of innocent civilians, disabled shipping passengers, airline passengers, peace keepers?

Read the article, and see just how far AFP has crawled under to appease its middle eastern targetted audience.

AFP: Iran predicts Hezbollah will destroy Israel



AFP: When all that matters is making money.



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Sunday, 17 February 2008

Where have you gone Mr Bagel?



I must confess I've have really not made many posts lately.

I'm involved in a personal project which is taking a great deal of my time. The project is going to last 12 weeks, I have just started into the third week of my project.



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Wednesday, 6 February 2008

Thousands celebrate in streets of Gaza upon news of Dimona suicide bombing


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Here


Thousands Celebrate In Streets Of Gaza Upon News Of Dimona Suicide attack on Israeli civilians.
Remember these are the people the world wants Israel to sign a peace agreement with.

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Interview with man who discovered second suicide bomber



Two suicide bombers carry out attack against Israeli civilians

Palestinian suicide terrorists carried out an attack against Israeli civilians shopping at a mall in the southern Israeli town of Dimona. In the attack, one Israeli civilian was killed and 38 wounded.

This morning, two Palestinian suicide terrorists carried out an attack against Israeli civilians shopping at a mall in the southern Israeli town of Dimona. One Israeli was killed, 38 were wounded - one critically, and two moderately.

Both terrorists were killed in the attack - the first detonated himself in the initial explosion, and the second was killed by an alert police officer as he was about to detonate his suicide bomb against the rescuers who were rushing to help the wounded.

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Palestinian Terrorist Is Shot Dead in Dimona Israel


Warning Graphic Content.

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Palestinian Terrorist Is Shot Dead in Dimona Israel


A Palestinian murder bomber blew himself up Monday in this desert town called Dimona, killing an Israeli woman and wounding 11 people in the first suicide attack inside Israel in a year.

The video shows Israeli Police killing a second attacker after a doctor found a suicide vest while treating him for wounds suffered in the blast.

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Wednesday, 30 January 2008

A Small Concession



With the endless procession of peace talks where Israel seems to be blackmailed by violence into conceding land for peace, one has to wonder why the same path is followed when similar concessions with the Palestinians have only produced more violence.

If the Palestinians are genuinely wanting a homeland and concessions to be made, the real question to be posed is why is Jordan, Egypt, Syria and Lebanon not being asked to make these same concessions as well? Doesn't this speak of the real intent of the 'peace process'?

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Tuesday, 29 January 2008

El Guardian slips up and allows a balanced article.


'Cave Delivery'

Frankly I find myself reading the Guardian now days as a kind of conglomerate of loony left conspiracy theories, the articles in the Guardian are becoming more and more anti Israel.

I like to study issues from both perspectives and this includes those from the extremities of both sides. I usually read Al Jazeera or IRNA to get the 'terrible Zionists' point of view, but hey why waste you time with poorly translated sentences when the Guardian publishes all the 'Anti Israel' pov's one could ever hope to muster.

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Thursday, 24 January 2008

I love a sunburnt country...
Even if we're about to get flooded

Flood 1991

Are we about to get flooded
after we have only just moved here?

I love a sunburnt country,
A land of sweeping plains,
Of ragged mountain ranges,
Of drought and flooding rains,
I love her far horizons,
I love her jewel sea,
Her beauty and her terror -
The wide brown land for me.

Part of an Australian poem called My Country
written by Dorothea Mackellar early last century
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Canada pulls out of Durban II farce

From AP

OTTAWA (AP) — Canada has withdrawn its support for a U.N. anti-racism conference scheduled to take place in South Africa next year after deeming it to be anti-Israel, a government official said Wednesday.

The so-called Durban II conference "has gone completely off the rails" and Canada wants no part of it, said Jason Kenney, Canada's secretary of state for multiculturalism and Canadian identity.

"We'll attend any conference that is opposed to racism and intolerance, not those that actually promote racism and intolerance," he said.

Monday, 14 January 2008

A Step back in Time

Wave after wave, the endless march of the sea


A eerie feeling, seeing what is virtually an unchanged view
of an unspoilt beach from one's youth.
My memories seem so very vivid thirty years later.


Where the sky meets the sea

Many years ago my family used to holiday in a beautiful seaside town which was rather undeveloped. These holidays hold some of the best memories I have, the time was innocent, the world was at peace and this little town was so very beautiful.

Whilst holidaying at this town 30 years ago we learnt of an amazing remote beach which was untouched, unspoilt and had the most amazing sand dunes.
It was a place of wonder and beauty.
Well yesterday I took my family to that very same beach.
It was still 'remote' and unknown, certainly not the haunt of the average tourist.
The memories came flooding back, some happy and some sad.

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Friday, 11 January 2008

Mr Bagel is Back


Yes its true, despite a spectacular absence of blogging for over two months, Mr Bagel has returned.
Mr Bagel has been 'moving' from a remote country location to a more civilised part of Australia.

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