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Saturday, 28 October 2006

The Australian Sheik - Always the eye of the storm, An Historical Perspective


Sheik Taj Aldin Alhilali

In April of 2005 Australian Radio Announcer Alan Jones interviewed Phillip Ruddock the then Minister for Immigration and multicultural affairs in relation to Australia's Mufti, Sheik Taj Aldin Alhilali

This is a part extract of a rather lengthy interview.
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ALAN JONES: Well, he wrote at the weekend - and I just want to take you through some of this because my listeners want some answers - that 11 years ago, as Opposition spokesman on immigration, you pursued questions never answered as to why the Hawke Labor Government granted this bloke, Al Hilaly, permanent residency in 1990, that eight years earlier, he said, the Sheik had arrived in Sydney from Egypt under the Australian Federation of Islamic Councils on a three-month visa and his family never left.

Now there were several convictions, intellectual convictions against this bloke and many want to know how he still remains in the light of saying the things he said.

PHILIP RUDDOCK: Well, I mean, Alan Ramsey's story went through it and I think there were some other stories at the same time, that related what happened. I mean, this…

ALAN JONES: He was accused of inciting racial hatred.

PHILIP RUDDOCK: Yes, and Chris Herford, who was the former Minister, determined that in character terms he should not remain in Australia. (that was in 1986)

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ALAN JONES: That's r! ight.

PHILIP RUDDOCK: And he issued a deportation order.

ALAN JONES: That's in 1986.

PHILIP RUDDOCK: And that was overturned because there were representations made by essentially the Lebanese Muslim Association in Sydney to the Members of Parliament - I think Leo McLeay was one and Paul Keating was another.

ALAN JONES: Alan Ramsey said that Hilaly had been supported by strong New South Wales and federal ALP lobbying [in US speak democrats] and survived.

PHILIP RUDDOCK: Well, as I understand it, there was very strong lobbying, and I spoke to Robert Ray at the time. He made the decisions that he would be able to continue to remain here on a temporary basis. They were renewed, as I understand it, for a number of years, and Ray I think was a bit nervous that there may be a change in an election. It didn't happen. There was a Labor Government was returned and Hilaly was given permanent residency.

And once he was granted permanent residency, provided he remained i! n Australia, he was eligible for citizenship.

ALAN JONES: Let's go back a bit, just go back a bit, because…

PHILIP RUDDOCK: …while Gerry Hand was Minister…

ALAN JONES: Let's go back a bit though before we get to Gerry Hand because you're going fairly quickly but my listeners would want us to go a bit more slowly.

In October 1998, you demanded his visa be withdrawn after, as Ramsey rightly reports, a series of virulent anti-Semitic comments were attributed to a speech he made at the University of Sydney. I should repeat that Ramsey at the weekend said the comments were published in a Jewish newspaper and contained a reference to Jews as the underlying cause of all wars and that Jews who "used sex and abominable acts of buggery to control the world."

And this bloke, in spite of overtures that such a person shouldn't be kept in this country, has been kept here.

PHILIP RUDDOCK: And the reason he's been kept here is that the decisions the Labor Government took at that time gave him permanent residency and then citizenship, and once you achieve citizenship, it cannot be revoked. And you know, when we came into office…

ALAN JONES: So the deportation order of Herford was revoked by Herford's successor?

PHILIP RUDDOCK: That's right.

ALAN JONES: To placate an ethnic community in the run-up to the July '87 election?

PHILIP RUDDOCK: There were very significant pressures put on at that time, and former Prime Minister Keating, I believe, was the person who pushed for the Minister at that time to take those decisions.

ALAN JONES: Ramsey wrote on Saturday that privately the Sheik had travelled to Canberra for a meeting with McLeay and Keating and when Robert Ray learnt of it - the Minister - he deferred the Sheik's application for a year on the grounds of collusion. And Ramsey said that Keating wouldn't speak to Robert Ray for months.

PHILIP RUDDOCK: Well, I know none of that. But ! I know that Ray was not keen to make the decision, but I know the decision was made and I know when I came Minister in 1996 it was a fait accompli.

I mean, citizenship is something that cannot be revoked unless it was initially obtained by fraud, and there is no suggestion here the information that you are speaking of was not known to the Government at the time.

ALAN JONES: Right. But Ramsey does say in September 1990, when Hand then approved Hilaly's permanent residence, you, Philip Ruddock, sought under Freedom of Information "all briefings and advisings" in the "grant of resident status to Hilaly and his family." And you were quoted as saying the Minister must be able to justify the decision, and yet you've never had those questions answered.

PHILIP RUDDOCK: No. I mean, you might - the question I would expect from you is why I haven't asked for those papers now and what would I do with it. And essentially I've come to the view that if I can't do anythin! g about the decision, it's going to be pretty silly of me just seeking to look at the papers.

I mean, I know of the concerns. There were security concerns and they were mentioned in that article as well as the vilification of a segment of our community. And I make the point every time I speak in front of Hilaly about the importance of our culturally diverse society and what that means. And I make the point very strongly that, you know, when you've settled in Australia, while we acknowledge that people have different cultural backgrounds, we have an expectation that they'll observe our laws.

And one of the things that disappoints me in relation to immigration laws is that some people seem to think - and Hilaly is arguing this - are entitled to ignore our laws if they relate to immigration. And I don't think you have a society that believes in the rule of law where you say, well, there are some laws that I'll obey and some that I won't.

ALAN JONES: But when a bloke says that the Prime Minister of a country has opened the gates to death because asylum seekers have drowned, isn't this an incitement to mobilise his people against those who support the Government?

PHILIP RUDDOCK: Look, I mean it is very clear that remarks of that sort, if they were being made - and the sort of remarks that he's made elsewhere - would be matters that we would take into account under the character provisions if we were dealing with a migration application de nevo. They are matters…

ALAN JONES: He's already a permanent citizen.

PHILIP RUDDOCK: He's a permanent resident and citizen.

ALAN JONES: And citizen. But in January last year, is it right that he was sentenced to a year in jail with hard labour after being convicted of smuggling antiquities from Egypt to Australia?

PHILIP RUDDOCK: I believe there was a conviction which he has appealed and that appeal is still being dealt with.

ALAN JONES: And the Sheik's son and four other people were also jailed.

PHILIP RUDDOCK: I don't know about that, but I do know that those proceedings were taking place in Egypt and he was the subject of a conviction and that matter has been appealed and that appeal is still being dealt with.

ALAN JONES: It's not fair to the Muslim community, surely, to be represented in the public place by people who speak like this, is it?

PHILIP RUDDOCK: Well, I think the Islamic community have been very concerned about this matter themselves and he's been at times relieved of some of his responsibilities. And as I understand it, he is no longer the Mufti - which was the terms used - for the Supreme Spiritual Leader in Australia. He is just one of a number of imams.

ALAN JONES: Good on you. Thank you for your time because many of my listeners wrote and asked me to ask you those questions. I've done that and you've answered them. I thank you for that.

PHILIP RUDDOCK: Thanks, Alan.
ALAN JONES: Philip Ruddock, the Immigration Minister. There you are, we're inundated with letters and faxes and emails here about all of that. I hope that clarifies it for you. He is an Australian citizen.

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BB: So in essence, we have the joys of the Mufti's presence in Australia because the Labour party was threatened by Lebanese Muslims to change their vote if he wasn't allowed to stay! Threats , violence, Policy change ,Threats , violence, Policy change , Threats , violence, Policy change .... mmm any one seeing a pattern here?

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Friday, 27 October 2006

If you live by the Sword you....

Ros Reines during her book launch earlier this year 'Gossip'.

It seems that the Sydney Jewish community row over a canceled Bar Mitzvah 'Bar Mitzvah canceled due to Halacha Problems', has just stepped up a notch or two. It seems the Mother, who was bandied as a 'Journalist', [their seems to be a lot of opposing opinion] is none other than Ros Reines the darling of the Sydney Social scene, and feared by many for her known ruthlessness when it comes to getting the gossip for her gossip column.

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In an article that has appeared in Sydney's Major Daily Sydney Morning Herald, Anger as rabbis demand boy be recircumcised , [Ros used to work there until the grass seemed greener at the Daily Telegraph ] the tune has turned to the Orthodox community now being targeted for 'unfairness'.

In what should have been a very private matter and simple but extremely rare Halacha observation that his circumcision wasn't 'proper', it has now been blown out to this sordid affair. The Orthodox Rabbi's invited Ros to avail her son to a rather common surgical procedure under general anaesthetic, but Ros took exception to this.

This is where the problem lies, Orthodox Judaism has criteria which has existed for hundreds of years, adaption, change and exclusions/exceptions are not the policy. Every Orthodox Jew is treated the same. This is shown in the way Orthodox Jews are buried. There are no extravagant Funerals, extravagant tombstones or the like, rich or poor every one is considered equal under G_d.

For those that don't know of Ros Reines, She was the gossip columnists that dumped on Famous Stock Broker Rene Rivkin that fateful morning, the very same morning that Rene decided it was all too much.

It seems Ros has had her fair share of Damocles swords hanging over both local and overseas stars. Notably Sarah Michelle Gellar was noted as one of her 'notches'.

Well as is often the case with those that live by the sword, it seems that this time the sword has turned around, It now seems to be hanging over Ros; Queen of Dirty subjects.

I looked for her Book 'Gossip' which was released this year, but the Pulitzer Prize judges hadn't finalised the list of entrants.

The sad thing is, despite all the extra attention Ros has drawn to 'her' tragedy , it has come all too late to save her Huge Blockbuster Blog, Ros' Blog which decided to stop 4 weeks ago.

All that traffic and lack, there of, in comments, might be the real reason for the forlorn message "this site is going off the air indefinitely"

Right: Ros Reines Former Gossip Blog, Not causing huge Traffic jams.

The sad thing is, despite all the publicity that you are now getting Ros, did you think for a moment that your Thirteen year old boy might not appreciate the entire world knowing about his un - kosher willie?

Or were you blinded again by the lights?

References:
SMH: Anger as rabbis demand boy be recircumcised
Daily Telegraph: Daily Telegraph
Ros Reines Gossip Blog

Gossip Ros Reines Book Review [SMH]
Wikipedia:
Rene Rivkin
BB: Bar Mitzvah canceled due to Halacha Problems
What is the Sword of Damocles?

Bagelblogger Thanks for reading!
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Borat: The Video List Enjoy!


Borat does the Cannes thang!
Let me preface this particular post with the statement Borat is to me the funniest guy I've seen in a long time.

Borat He is in your face, he has fantastic timing, he's sharp and what I like most is he is very quick on his feet.

He senses an opportunity and seizes it, his funniest segments could never be scripted, they just happen as a master of Improvisation he makes them 'happen'.
So first of all, if you somehow have managed to miss his amazing magic,Here's a smorgous board of examples:

Yes Your at the right Spot .....[Click Read More] ....to see 25 Borat Movies


1. Borat: Dating Service



2. Borat: Country and Western



3.Borat: Hunting



4. Borat: Republican Meeting



5. Borat: In the South



6. Borat: In Amsterdam


7. Borat: Patriot Rally

8. Borat: Interview



9.Borat:Borat Short from Movie


10. Borat: Guide to Acting


11. Borat: Guide to Jobs

12. Borat: Guide to Edinburgh

13. Borat: Guide to Baseball

14. Borat: Guide to Hobbies

15. Borat: MySpace

16. Borat: MTV

17. Borat: Guide to Men

18. Borat: Guide to Politics

19. Borat: Goes to America

20. Borat: Eats Oysters

21. Borat: Locust Audition

22. Borat: Appearance At Comic Con

23.Borat: Movie

24. Borat: New Movie



and for many many more simply search YouTube for Borat…

In any case, the exciting news the Movie
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan is now opening.
The movie apparently more of the same - And that can't be too bad.
From all early reports the Borat The Movie is unbelievably funny!

The Movie Traileris worth a look!
Checkout the “official” Borat Website for the trailer link.
Or if you're lazy well here you go.
Borat The Movie - Trailer

Please give credit to this extensive list,
rather than steal it, Please simply link to my page.

Thank You Bagelblogger

Corrections Welcome leave them in Comments

REFERENCES: YOUTUBE

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Borat Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

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Click on the Picture to see the Full Movie Trailer
Trailers & Clips

Trailer, apple.com
Trailer G, apple.com
Trailers, movies.yahoo.com

The first 4 minutes of the movie that was leaked to YouTube [Parts in hebrew]


Rotten Tomatoes Review


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Thursday, 26 October 2006

Australia's Leading Sheik says: Women who don't stay at home and wear a Hijab cause Rape

An overwhelming majority of people believe Australia's most senior Muslim leader should be kicked out of the country after blaming women who don't wear Islamic headdress for being preyed on by men.

Eight-four per cent of respondents to a poll on The Daily Telegraph's website today say Sydney-based Sheik al-Taj al-Din al-Hilaly should be deported for a speech in which he likened women to abandoned "meat'' that attracts voracious animals.

More than 682 people have voted in the poll so far.

In a Ramadan sermon the sheik also alluded to the infamous Sydney gang rapes, suggesting the attackers were not entirely to blame.

While not specifically referring to the rapes, brutal attacks on four women for which a group of young Lebanese men received long jail sentences, Sheik Hilaly said there were women who "sway suggestively" and wore make-up and immodest dress "and then you get a judge without mercy (rahma) and gives you 65 years."

"But the problem, but the problem all began with who?" he asked.
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The leader of the 2000 rapes in Sydney's southwest, Bilal Skaf, a Muslim, was initially sentenced to 55 years' jail, but later had the sentence reduced on appeal.

In the religious address about adultery to about 500 worshippers in Sydney last month, Sheik Hilaly said: "If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside on the street, or in the garden or in the park, or in the backyard without a cover, and the cats come and eat it ... whose fault is it, the cats' or the uncovered meat?

"The uncovered meat is the problem."

The sheik then said: "If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred."

He said women were "weapons" used by "Satan" to control men.

"It is said in the state of zina (adultery), the responsibility falls 90 per cent of the time on the woman. Why? Because she possesses the weapon of enticement (igraa)."

Today a former member of the federal government's Muslim Advisory board, Iktimal Hage-Ali, said she had listened to a recording of the speech and believed the sheik should be stripped of his position.

"I was just flabbergasted,'' she told ABC radio.

Treasurer Peter Costello branded the sheik's comments as "totally unacceptable''.

Mr Costello said comparing women to uncovered meat invites people to treat them in a degrading and dehumanising way.

He said the leaders of Catholic and the Anglican churches in Australia would never make such a comment.

"This is totally unacceptable. This is comparing women to uncovered meat,'' Mr Costello told the Seven Network.

"We really need political leaders to speak out against it.

"But I hope that the moderate Muslim leaders will speak out today and condemn these comments.
"Make it clear to Muslims that this is not the view of Islam and that they will really take some kind of action to disassociate themselves from the comments which Sheik Alhilali has made.

"And take some action to try and pull him into line.''

Federal Sex Discrimination Commissioner Pru Goward said the Mufti should be sacked and deported.

Ms Goward said the sheik had a history of making such comments and many would feel Australia's tolerance had been abused.

"It is incitement to a crime. Young Muslim men who now rape women can cite this in court, can quote this man ... their leader in court,'' she told the Nine Network.

"It's time we stopped just saying he should apologise. It is time the Islamic community did more then say they were horrified. I think it is time he left.

"I repeat, I think it was time he was asked to go and I would encourage the authorities to consider whether a man who incites young Muslim men to crime, because that is essentially what he has done, should be allowed to stay,'' she said.

But Keysar Trad, the mufti's associate, said the sheik had been talking about abstinence, fidelity and dress codes but not rape.

"He wasn't talking about the hijab. He was talking about people who engage in extramarital sex,'' Mr Trad told ABC radio.

"He's always encouraged fidelity and abstinence until people get married.

"He's talking about those people who prey on others - whether men or women - who seek to engage in sexual conduct outside of marriage and do so through alluring types of attire.''

Asked to verify that the sheik had referred to women who don't wear the hijab as "uncovered meat'', Mr Trad said: "From my discussions with him, the issue was not whether they wear a hijab or don't wear a hijab.

"The issue is that every society has a certain dress code, a normal dress code that people go by. So if somebody goes beyond that dress code, if men or women get to the stage where they dress in a manner that is provocative then these people are doing something wrong.

"He was not talking about rape.''

BB: This way to Your departing Flight Sir.....

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Attack on an Ultra Orthodox Jew in Australia: Update

Two men accused of an alleged antisemitic attack on an Orthodox Jew earlier this month have confessed their part in the incident, the AJN has learned. The men, who are both players with Ocean Grove Football Club, Victoria, last week told club officials they participated in the attack on Menachem Vorchheimer after an end-of-season trip to Caulfield Racecourse on October 14.

According to club president Michael Vines, one of the men, who was one of 20 passengers on a hired minibus, told officials he shouted antisemitic abuse, including "F**king Jews" and "Go the Nazis", at Vorchheimer, 33, as he walked to Yeshivah synagogue with two of his children for Simchat Torah festivities.The other man admitted to leaning out the bus window and grabbing Vorchheimer's hat and kippa after he had approached the bus at the corner of Balaclava Road and Hotham Street to ask the driver about the identity of the passengers.


Vines told the AJN that two other players, who physically restrained Vorchheimer, had also been identified in the course of the club's investigation. The matter is also the subject of an extensive police investigation involving up to 100 people, including more than 50 witnesses.

But a third man, who allegedly struck Vorchheimer across the eye, is yet to be identified.
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Vines, who has apologised to Vorchheimer on behalf of the club, said he was disappointed that a meeting of players and club officials last Friday night failed to identify the perpetrator of the alleged assault, despite there being a short-list of "six possible suspects".

"At the end of the day, we would much rather he came forward of his own accord," Vines said.

He added that the first two players' confessions would be taken into account when the club determines what disciplinary action it will take. The AJN also understands that one of the players has prepared a written apology to Vorchheimer, which will be delivered at the conclusion of the police investigation.

Police are also conducting an internal investigation into the involvement of the bus driver, who police confirmed last week to be an off-duty officer.

Last week, a planned trip by around eight members of the football club to the Jewish Holocaust Museum and Research Centre was postponed after police feared it could hamper their investigation.

Holocaust Centre acting director Bernard Korbman said he would have preferred the whole team visits the centre.

"I don't want to know who the perpetrators were ... this is meant to be an educational exercise, not a punitive one."

Last week, leaders from Victoria's Jewish, Muslim and Christian communities issued a statement condemning the attack.

The statement, which was jointly authored by the Executive Council of Australian Jewry, the Victorian Council of Churches and the Islamic Council of Victoria, said the incident threatened Australia's reputation as a tolerant, diverse society.

"An attack like this is an assault on every Australian and besmirches that hard-won reputation," it stated.

The statement also called for greater player education, a call echoed by AFL chief Andrew Demetriou last Friday.

The incident is the fifth physical assault on a Victorian Jew this year. More than 140 incidents - a national record - were reported in July, at the height of Israel's war with Hezbollah. There has never been a conviction for an antisemitic incident in Victoria.

BB: Elements of the Ocean Grove Football Club should be ashamed.Not just for the attack, but for the way they have acted and refused to identify the parties involved. The Clubs Coach's actions seem questionable in appearing to under state what happened to say the least!

References:
AJN: Two Confess Involvement
AJN: Simchat Torah turns sour
The Age: 'Nazi' hate attack probe
BB: Simchat Torah turns sour for Australian Assault victim

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