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Monday, 16 October 2006

Ok so the Triple C Caption contest ends today

This article was aggregated from

[Triple C caption contest] at The Clash of Civilizations

Here's my effort:

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Clash Of Civilizations Great Caption contest!
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Sunday, 15 October 2006

Haveil Havalim 89 is UP!

Haveil Havalim 89 is Up!

Click Picture to go to Haveil Havalim 89

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale

tale of a fateful trip.

hat started from this tropic port,

board this tiny ship.


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Me-anders Island

-- the story of some crazy people
who went out on the S.S. Haveil-Havalim 89
on a three hour tour --
A three hour tour.....
S.S. Haveil Havalim 89
But it seems
the weather started getting rough.
The tiny ship was tossed
Stormy Seas
if not for the courage of the fearless crew
(well, maybe)

Fearless crew save S.S. Haveil Havalim 89
The Haveil-Havalim 89 would be lost.
The Haveil-Havalim 89 would be lost.

SHIPWRECKED
the ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted
desert isle, next to some filmsy Sukkah huts.

Cast of original Gilligan's Island

with Me-ander, and Soccer Dad too,
the Millionaire, and his Wife,
the Movie Star, the Professor and Muqata,
here on Me-ander's Isle.


Welcome To Haveil Havalim#89

Me-anders Island


And

So this is the tale of our castaways,

hey're here for a long, long time.

hey'll have to make the best of things,

t's an uphill climb.

e-ander and Shiloh Musings too,

ill do their very best,

o make the others comfortable,

n the tropic island Sukkah.

o roof, no lights, no motor cars,

ot a single luxury.

ike Moses in the desert,

t's primitive as can be.

o join us here this week my friend,

ou're sure to get a smile.

rom motley bunch of stranded Castaways,

ere on Me-ander's Island.


Batya Well Done!
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One small hug for One Man, One Giant hug for Mankind


I was thinking about the influence Juan Mann may have with his Free Hugs campaign, cynically I put it down to the worries people have of the immediate future, and the basic desire of humans to be wanted and needed.

Then I thought, just maybe this could be the start of something.

Bigger and realer than the Free Love of the 60's.

The 60's were famous for several major events one was 'Free Love'
another was Neil Armstrong's steps on the moon.

When he stepped on the moon he said
"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

[Original Art work Bagelblogger]

Could it be more than a small hug for Juan Mann?

If you're looking for the Hug video its on my previous post

References:

Original Artwork by Bagelblogger, please give credit.

[Click here to See the Hug Video]
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FREE HUGS FROM AUSTRALIA The Campaign continues

I must admit when I saw this video it made me thnk it was cute but I thought the guy was kinda 'out there' being so brave/foolish to actually ask/give free hugs. Lets face it every one needs a hug.

There's a multiple Australian connection to this video the Band that is the 'background' to the clip is no other than 'Sick Puppies' a 'once' [yesterday] struggling Band from Australia. The Guy offering the free Hugs (now co-ordinator the Free Hug campaign) is a Sydneysider [Australian]

Free-hug man speaks out

The man behind the latest YouTube sensation has spoken out for the first time about his global cuddling controversy.
Serial hugger Juan Mann describes the free hugs he hands out in Pitt Street Mall as fast-food emotion.

His cuddling campaign received an international dose of publicity today, after a clip showing his public displays of affection won a coveted front page spot on the video sharing website.
An American television audience of millions also watched him at work, when the video was broadcast on the prime-time breakfast program Good Morning America yesterday.
Today, the hugger was at it again, brandishing his "free hugs" sign in the busy pedestrian thoroughfare, and having quite a few people take him up on his offer.
"It's a way to make people smile," Mann said.
"For every person who gets a hug, you see five walk past with a smile on their face."
Juan Mann (pronounced one man) is a play on words, but the hugger insisted his rules included no names, no phone numbers, no relationships and no dates.
The hit video came about after a meeting - and a hug - more than a year ago with the lead singer of the Sick Puppies, a Sydney band made up of three former Mosman High School students.
The singer, Shimon Moore, was working odd jobs by day and playing gigs by night.
"I was one of those guys in Pitt Street Mall with a sandwich board advertising a shoe sale," Moore told smh.com.au today.
The two became mates, and Moore borrowed his father's video camera to shoot footage of the hug man at work.
But his efforts to spread the love became a little too popular for some people's liking, according to a blurb on the YouTube video, which said: "As this symbol of human hope spread across the city, police and officials ordered the Free Hugs campaign BANNED."
Undeterred, Mann collected more than 10,000 signatures on a petition he presented to the City of Sydney council. Demands for a halt to the hugs petered out shortly after, and the end of the clip shows Mann hugging an official.
Speaking by phone from Los Angeles, where the Sick Puppies moved a year ago, the lead singer said he mixed the video with their song All The Same as a gift for his friend, to lift his spirits after his grandmother died.
It had the desired effect. Four days ago, the band posted the clip on YouTube. By 3pm today, it had close to 700,000 hits and almost 6000 comments, most of them gushing.
Like this one: "Made me cry. I love you all!"
The musician said the video had taken Mann's mission worldwide.
"He's achieved what he set out to do and I was lucky enough to be there to film it," Moore said.
There are even plans for a mass free hug-fest at midday on Monday, which could come in handy if the Sydney Swans don't win the premiership.
City worker Elly Mitchell, who handed out a few free hugs on her lunch break today, said she was inspired to organise the event after seeing the video online.
"We're going to hug the city," Ms Mitchell said.
A City of Sydney spokesman Josh MacKenzie said he could find no record of rangers asking Mann to move on.
"In fact, the feeling around the office is one of support for his campaign to spread a bit of happiness and love in the CBD," the spokesman said.
Asked if he had accepted a free hug, the council spokesman said he hadn't.
"But I'm sure council staff would welcome the opportunity to have a hug," he said.

From FREE HUGS on YOUTUBE

Sometimes, a hug is all what we need. Free hugs is a real life controversial story of Juan Mann, A man whos sole mission was to reach out and hug a stranger to brighten up their lives.
In this age of social disconnectivity and lack of human contact, the effects of the Free Hugs campaign became phenomenal.
As this symbol of human hope spread accross the city, police and officials ordered the Free Hugs campaign BANNED. What we then witness is the true spirit of humanity come together in what can only be described as awe inspiring.
In the Spirit of the free hugs campaign, PASS THIS TO A FRIEND and HUG A STRANGER! After all, If you can reach just one person...

UPdate:

PS. The response to this video has been nothing short of overwhelming and touching. Hugs to every single one of you who messaged. There has been thousands of emails from all over the world by people seeking to participate in the Free Hugs campaign and asking for permission. You do not need permission. This is the peoples movement, this is *your* movement. With nothing but your bare hands you can make THE difference.

If the Video doesn't work then try this FREE HUGS

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References:
sickpuppies.net

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Saturday, 14 October 2006

BB wins the Triple C!


CLICK to go to Caption Contest

If you haven't checked out Clash of Civilizations blog, do yourself a favour.
Sharp witty writing without too much padding.
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Clash of Civilizations has a 'The Clash Caption Contest. [Triple C]

This weeks photo [week 9] umm covers a lot.[Above]

This shameless plug has nothing to do with the fact
I happened to be last weeks winner of Week 8

Winning Caption: "I figured it out boss.
Instead of 'Wheat for Oil' from the UN dipsticks,
we do 'Wheat for Nuclear weapons.'
" To see the picture of Nth Korea's Leader larger click the little picture
to see the captions clearer click Captions

Bagelblogger Have a Nice Day!
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See ' Those' Danish Videos?


Some 200 Iranians attempted to set fire to the Danish embassy building
in Teheran to protest a new video about Prophet Mohammad.

Danish Web sites remove video mocking Prophet Muhammad

COPENHAGEN, Denmark -- Videos showing anti-immigrant party members mocking the Prophet Muhammad were pulled from Web sites Monday as two youths seen in the clips were reported in hiding and the Foreign Ministry warned Danes against traveling to much of the Middle East.

Muslim clerics from Egypt and Indonesia condemned the video broadcast in Denmark last week showing members of the Danish People's Party youth wing with cartoons of a camel wearing the head of Muhammad and beer cans for humps. A second drawing placed a turbaned, bearded man next to a plus sign and a bomb, all equaling a mushroom cloud.
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In a move aimed at defusing tension, the Danish Foreign Ministry invited ambassadors from Muslim countries to discuss the video Monday. It was unclear how many diplomats took part in the meeting or which countries they represented.

Prime Minister Anders Fogh Rasmussen condemned the youth in the video Sunday, saying "their tasteless behavior does in no way represent the way the Danish people or young Danish people view Muslims or Islam."

Citing critical media reports from many Muslim regions, the Foreign Ministry cautioned against travel to Gaza, the West Bank, Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, Jordan, Egypt, Iraq, Iran, Syria and Turkey.

"Against that background, we urge Danes to use caution as the matter could possibly lead to negative reactions. The atmosphere and reactions can vary dependent on time and place. Danes should be aware of the local mood," the ministry said.

The video was produced by an artists' group, Defending Denmark. In a message posted along with the video, the group said it had infiltrated the Danish People's Party Youth, known as DFU, for 18 months "to document (their) extreme right wing associations."

"This is not an example of something that is meant to provoke. This is an example to show how things are in Danish politics," artist Martin Rosengaard Knudsen told Danish public radio.

The clip was removed from that broadcaster's Web site Monday, as well as from the Nyhedsavisen newspaper's site. The purpose of the original publication was "not to insult Muslims or expose any members ... to any danger," said the paper's editor, David Trads.

A party official reportedly said that two youths seen in the video clips had gone into hiding.

"They are very shaken by the huge reaction the drawings have had," Kenneth Kristensen was quoted as saying on the Web site of the newspaper Politiken.

In Jordan on Monday, a powerful umbrella for some 200,000 professionals including engineers, doctors and journalists, said the video "reveals hatred toward the Prophet who came to the world with a message to enlighten the people."

"We call on all Muslim states to sever relations with Denmark or any other country which harms Islam," the associations said in a statement.

They said the video revealed the "nature of the struggle between Muslims and their enemies which are led by America."

The associations are vocal critics of the moderate policies of Jordan's pro-Western government. Hard-line Muslims and leftists in these associations have repeatedly called on the government to abolish a 1994 peace treaty with Israel.

The episode comes in the aftermath of an outcry across the Muslim world after the original September 2005 printing in Danish newspapers of 12 cartoons portraying Muhammad -- considered taboo for most Muslims.

Four months later, the images were reprinted in a range of Western media, triggering massive protests from Morocco to Indonesia.

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Some Protestors before they start burning things

This has got to be the biggest beat up I've ever seen.

You've got some Danish young Adults joking around (in poor taste) drawing some rather poor reditions of a Camel with beer cans for Humps and A turban guy next to a bomb. So What!!

So these young adults are members of what appears to be a far right political Party. They've been exposed as being 'intolerant' by an artists' group, called Defending Denmark.

Guys your missing the point, some artists, exposed a extremist Political party to stop racism! Not to make a video to insult Mohammed.

And any way since when did Muslims take the moral high ground when it comes to intolerance, fundamentalism and non violence??

Let me guess, Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will stir things up to suit his own political purposes,

by saying things like:

"if the ocean of human nature erupts, its repercussions will be uncontrollable."

Extremist muslims will go round burning Embassies, commiting acts of violence, screaming that it was wrong to portray the prophet with such disrespect.

And I totally agree.

You see, its Extremist Muslims and the Extremist Danes who belong to DFU that should be mocked.

The irony is these two groups share a lot in common.

They both espouse intolerance, have nothing but hatred, violence and both have no respect for other peoples or for the true meaning of worship and respect for G-d.

Oh you might want to check out these two links.
Here and Here [Depictions of Mohammed]

Bagelblogger

Iranian Update:

Tehran: Hundreds of Iranians set fire to the Danish Embassy in Tehran on Tuesday, in protest of a video showing right wing Danish youths mocking Prophet Mohammad (PBUH).
Some 232 Iranian lawmakers on Tuesday called on the government to sever economic relations with Denmark.
Top cleric Ayatollah Nasser Makarem Shirazi called on all Muslim states to break ties with Denmark.
The video was shot during a summer camp of the youth wing of the Danish People's Party, outspoken critics of immigration, especially from Muslim countries.
One member was presenting a cartoon showing a camel with the head of Muhammad and beer cans for humps. A second drawing showed a bearded man wearing a turban with a plus sign and a bomb that equaled a nuclear mushroom cloud.
In Indonesia, Foreign Minister Hassan Wirajuda, spoke to his Danish counterpart Per Stig Moeller about his concern that the insults to the Prophet Mohammad (PBUH) had “happened again and again."
He added that Moeller "expressed his regret and said the Danish Government disagreed with (the video) and rejected the tasteless acts."

References:

WDWH: Danish Web sites remove video mocking Prophet Muhammad
Gulfnews.com: Protests in Iran over Danish

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