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Friday, 1 June 2007

$1M gold tub stolen from hotel in Japan

TOKYO - A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1 million has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said Wednesday.

A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of Tokyo, notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the hotel's guest bathroom on the 10th floor, according to a local police official who only gave his surname, Ogawa.

The round tub, worth $987,000, is made of 18-karat gold and weighs 176 pounds.

The tub, flanked by two crane statues, has been a main feature of the hotel's shared bathroom. Visitors can take a dip in the tub, but it is only available a few hours a day "for security reasons," the hotel's Web site said.

Someone apparently cut the chain attached to the door of a small section of the bathroom where the bathtub was placed, but not riveted, and made off with the tub, Ogawa said.

"We have no witness information and there are no video cameras," he said. "We have no idea who took it," the official said.
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In an apparently unrelated report...



In an apparently unrelated story Nasrallah has enthusiastically installed a gold bath tub with $1million dollars in his penthouse pad he shares with Khaleed whilst visiting Syria.

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Sunday, 29 April 2007

Mr Bagel's Funnies #1

First in a series of Jokes featured at mrbagelfunny which you can vist through the top menu.

A young man was walking the streets of Paris. Suddenly he saw a rottweiler attacking a young girl. He jumped on the dog, struggled with him and strangled it. Both he and the girl escaped with minor scratches.

Immediately excited journalists surrounded him and said:
What is your name? All Paris will hear of you, and the headlines
will be: "A Parisian hero saved a little girl from a savage dog".

Said the man: I am not Parisian.

The journalists: O.K, so all France will hear of you and the
headlines will be :"A French hero saved a little girl from a savage dog".

The man: But I am not French.

Journalists: OK, so all Europe will hear of you and the headlines
will read: "A European hero saved a little girl from a savage dog".

The man: But I am not from Europe.
Journalists: So where are you from?

The man: I am from Israel.

Journalists: OK, so all the world will hear of you and the headline
in all of tomorrow's papers will read: "Israeli killed a little girl's dog."


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Sunday, 8 April 2007

Does Olmert stand to make $400,000??

One time when you hope yours isn't the one!

LOS ANGELES - An Air Force veteran has filed a federal claim after an operation at a Veterans Administration hospital in which a healthy testicle was removed instead of a potentially cancerous one.

Benjamin Houghton, 47, was to have had his left testicle removed June 14 at the West Los Angeles VA Medical Center because there was a chance it could harbor cancer cells. It also was atrophied and painful.

But doctors mistakenly removed the right testicle, according to medical records and the claim, which seeks $200,000 for future care and unspecified damages. He still hasn't had the other testicle removed.
"At first I thought it was a joke," Houghton told the Los Angeles Times. "Then I was shocked. I told them, 'What do I do now?'"

Houghton, his wife, Monica, and their attorney, Dr. Susan Friery, said they hoped to get the VA's attention by going public with the situation.
Dr. Dean Norman, chief of staff for the Greater Los Angeles VA system, has formally apologized to Houghton and his wife.


"We are making every attempt that we can to care for Mr. Houghton, but it's in litigation, and that's all we can tell you," he said. The hospital changed practices as a result of the case, he added.

Mr Bagel: Ouch!

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Wednesday, 17 January 2007

I'm gonna get meself a Doktorate digree

I've just received the most amazing news. A friendly fellow has just emailed me and assured me that I can do the University degree I've always wanted. To be frank I wish this chap had emailed me earlier, it would have saved me a whole lot of time!

Any way Guaranteed acceptance! I sure do feel lucky. You know with not much work, and a few exchanges of mm fees, I'll have a PhD in no time.

Hey maybe I'll even get to have his job one day, and work on my spelling in my spare time...

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Be given a_Bcahelors, Masters., MBA, and Doctorate (PhD) diploma.

Hvae the rewards and honor_that comes with a.dipolma !

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Saturday, 23 December 2006

Ho, Ho, Hotttttttttttt!

[Sorry I know xmas themes are a drag, but, this was too funny not to at least mention.]

IT may be winter in Europe, but Swedish Santas are feeling the heat after a batch of synthetic beards were found to be flamable.

"Ho ho!'' soon became "Oh no" for Santa Claus impersonators after Sweden's national testing institute found a certain model of beard on sale turned into a raging inferno when coming into contact with a naked flame.
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"We placed the beards on a peg in a laboratory. We placed a small flame underneath for two seconds to simulate a situation where Father Christmas gets too near to a candle or match,'' fire expert Per Thureson said.

One of the firms selling the dangerous beards called on customers to return their furry appendages while another told worried Santas they could return them if they wished.

"Taken into account that numerous Father Christmases are not completely sober at Christmas, there is a risk they may hurt themselves,'' the statement added.

BB: Sounds like a really tacky liquor; A flaming Santa

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Monday, 16 October 2006

Man Trampled to Death holding Free Hugs Sign

APPP: Bangladesh: Unconfirmd reports are coming in that A Man that held up a 'FREE HUGS' sign was trampled to death by 12,000 Religion of Peace activists today when the sign was mistakenly misundertood as spelling "Free Rugs" [END][satire]
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Sunday, 17 September 2006

Welcome to Thought - Less Design 101



In the heady days of the dot com era, every man and his dog was rushing to get on the gigantic money making machine that was going to be the Web. A few Aspros and a lot less cash later, reality came crashing back to earth.

Some of those in their rush to register their 'must have' names should have taken just a wee bit longer, it seems.. [Adults only: No rude pictures]

I've registered a few domain names in my time, hopefully none that approach these ones in 'multi functionality'.

When it comes to building websites, sometimes Clients get so enthusiastic that well...

Sometimes a website name sounds good at the time, but after its registered, the business is up and running, another way of saying it proves to be quite embarrassing, often hilarious.

Some businesses may have been running for years and decide to get a web site. A fairly innocuous name suddenly, when stringed together as on the web gets an entire different meaning.

Usually these err.. misnomers are picked up and the odd hyphen or extra word in between changes things, sometimes they're not picked up and we're left.. laughing.

The common example that appears on the Internet is a website called Experts Exchange, where techies(Guys who prefer computers to Girlfriends) gather to answer each others questions.

The founder of the site was using what seemed like the very nice domain name of ExpertsExchange.com, and it became very popular. But, early on, he found out that some were reading the the domain name differently, mispronouncing it as ExpertSexChange.com. LOL!

The website has since changed its name to Experts-Exchange.com . Now people are less likely to think its a rather specialist website for experts wanting gender reassignment.

Everyone now understands he is not in the business of performing sex change operations for experts(??)

Other classic mispronounced domain names.

One is the site WhoRepresents.com, with the unfortunate alternate enunciation of WhorePresents.com. What ever you do, I strongly recommend you don?t buy the present on your credit card! (If your into that kind of thing.)

Another is TherapistFinder.com, for those looking for California marriage and family therapists. Unfortunately, the wrong clientele might stumble upon the site as TheRapistFinder.com.

And then there is PenIsland.net, where you can buy custom pens. However, someone could mistake their site name for something else if they pronounce it PenisLand.net.

Adding to the hilarity - it seems the site owner has written some of his product descriptions with this misnomer and ambiguity in mind:

"Whether you're looking for a long and skinny pen, a thick pen, a fountain pen that squirts ink, or even a black pen, we have just the one for you."

Mmmm seems they've got one for every body.

And if the first website name ExpertsExchange.com was one you were hoping was still working, and your looking for ..ahem Gender reassignment then I'm pretty sure, even if you were an expert looking for a sex change these guys will accept your dollar.

You can head over to DollarSexChange.com. Oh sorry, that was DollarsExchange.com.

Another blogger used Whois.sc's Domain Explorer function to find all registered names that ended in "sexechange.com". There were dozens that were obviously meant to have meanings other sex change. But, the owners must have figured out the problems with them because about all are not in use. These are names like:

  • Comics Exchange.com (ComicSexChange.com)
  • VeteransExchange.com (VeteranSexChange.com)
  • MusiciansExchange.com (MusicianSexChange.com)
  • ActorsExchange.com (ActorSexChange.com)
  • ExoticsExchange.com (ExoticSexChange.com)
  • GraphicsExchange.com (GraphicSexChange.com)
  • HomesExchange.com (HomeSexChange.com)
  • KidsExchange.com (KidSexChange.com)
  • MomsExchange.com (MomSexChange.com)
  • PlayersExchange (PlayerSexChange.com)
  • WomensExchange.com (WomenSexChange.com)
  • StudentsExchange.com (StudentSexChange.com)
    .....and last but not least
  • Plastics Exchange http://www.plasticsexchange.com/
    In their FAQ, last question: - Do you know that, if separated, your name spells
    "The Plastic Sex Change"? Answer: "Yup" That's respect.

Some other active sites with interesting names:

Here's a list of some funny URLs, where the designer didn't thinking about how people would read the name of the site:
1) Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich and famous:
http://www.whorepresents.com

2) Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange
advice and views:
http://www.expertsexchange.com

3) Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:
http://www.penisland.net or maybe www.penisland.org

4) Need a therapist?
http://www.therapistfinder.com

5) Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com

6) Gas central heating anyone?
http://www.gasheating.co.uk

7) New to Milan and you need electric light? Why not sign up on-line with
Power-Gen?
http://www.powergenitalia.com

8) Ever wanted to visit beautiful Lake Tahoe ?
It seems they offer more than wildlife experiences
http://www.gotahoe.com/

9) Seems awfully cruel , I thought your first hair cut as a child was traumatic..
http://www.achildshaven.com/

10) If you're sick of stalking Movie stars there's always models..
http://www.modelstalking.com

11. This one must be for voyeurs??

http://www.opticsexpress.org

12) Those Stock brookers party hard on the week ends..

http://www.tradersexpo.com

13) I've never really been into pain but hey...

ChooseSpain.com is also ChoosesPain.com

14) And last but not least, seems I'm even catered for if I decide on Gender reassignment..

GraphicArtsExchange.com is also GraphicArtSexChange.com

It would be near impossible to thank all the blogs, websites that have collected names on this list. Even if I thanked a certain website the chances are, they got this name or that name from another blog/website. In the spirit of sharing a laugh, thank you to those that contributed, and those that want to use this post. just don't use my hosting. If you want to use my picture at the top say thank you on your blog.
Aaron

Bagelblogger



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