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Wednesday, 15 November 2006

Planet Earth definition of: stupid

stupid

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stupid[1,adjective] aka: Palestinian Prime Ministerial Directive

stupid[2,noun] aka: Palestinian Prime Minister

Main Entry: 1stu·pid
Pronunciation: 'stü-p&d, 'styü-
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle French stupide, from Latin stupidus, from stupEre to be numb, be astonished.
1 a : slow of mind : OBTUSE b : given to unintelligent decisions or acts : acting in an unintelligent or careless manner c : lacking intelligence or reason : BRUTISH
2 : dulled in feeling or sensation : TORPID still stupid from the sedative>
3 : marked by or resulting from unreasoned thinking or acting : SENSELESS stupid decision>
4 a : lacking interest or point
stupid event> b : VEXATIOUS, EXASPERATING stupid car won't start>
- stu-pid-ly adverb
- stu-pid-ness noun
synonyms STUPID, DULL, DENSE, CRASS, DUMB,mean lacking in power to absorb ideas or impressions. STUPID implies a slow-witted or dazed state of mind that may be either congenital or temporary <stupid students just keeping the seats warm> <stupid with drink>. DULL suggests a slow or sluggish mind such as results from disease, depression, or shock dull>. DENSE implies a thickheaded imperviousness to ideas dense to take a hint>. CRASS suggests a grossness of mind precluding discrimination or delicacy crass, materialistic people>. DUMB applies to an exasperating obtuseness or lack of comprehension dumb to figure out what's going on>.

Right: Palestinian Prime Minister Instructionsfor scratching head

Reference:

Stupid

Coming UP:

Next week boys and girls we go onto how to reclaim deserts by turning greenhouses into desert.

[This is a satirical response to recent actions by the Palestinian Prime Minister..I do't rooly think he;s not smark]

With Thanks to The Palestinian Prime Minister.

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Mr Bagel strips

The first in possibly a series:

It seems we're supposed to forget all the atrocities the Palestinians have committed against Israeli civilians, you see we made a mistake. A horrible one at that.
But just for 1 second ask yourself, if it was the other way round would they be so sorry, or would they actually cheer?

I think Ismail Haniya summed up the situation with the clearest intent:

"I assure all Palestinians that these killers and occupiers will be eliminated."

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Tuesday, 14 November 2006

That Wal Mart T -shirt, What are you going to do Wal Mart?

The Death's Head symbol was worn by the members of the German Nazi SS,
appears on these T shirts available at Wal mart

With a very simple width adjustment the two skulls fall almost perfectly into line.
[Graphic by Bagelblogger]


A Few Blogges have been thinking about the combination of the Totenkopf icon and the year 1978 which appears on those Nazi T Shirts' that Wal Mart sold.

The Totenkopf on the Wal-Mart T-shirt looks very similar to the divisional insignia of the 3rd SS Division Totenkopf. As you can see, It's almost an exact copy.

Now my initial gut feeling is that 19-78 was chosen as it's a hip time, class of 78 etc etc, much like class of 76, 75 etc.

Heaps of T-shirts happen to use the ' retro class of' look.

But there are a few connections to 19-78 that worry me.

One is it was the year that the Turner Diaries were published. Now I hope you don't know what the Turner diaries are, but to those attracted to the extreme Far right they represent a landmark in American Nazi Politics.

The Turner Diaries, first published in 1978, is a novel popular among far-right extremists. Written by William Pierce (under the pseudonym of Andrew Macdonald), it portrays the violent overthrow of the Federal Government, and the systematic killing of Jews and non-whites in order to establish an "Aryan" world.

From ADL: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skokie,_Illinois

The other possible connection is the the Skokie Nazi March of 19-78

Skokie is the traditional home of a sizable Jewish population, although in recent years the town has significantly diversified and much of the Jewish population has moved to other suburbs. In 1977 and 1978, members of the National Socialist Party of America (an offshoot of the American Nazi Party) attempted to march through Skokie. The NSPA planned to rally in Marquette Park, Chicago; the city reacted by placing a ban on all demonstrations in the park. Seeking another venue, the NSPA chose Skokie. On account of the large number of Holocaust survivors in Skokie, it was believed that the march would be disruptive, and the village refused to allow it. The American Civil Liberties Union intereceded on the behalf of the NSPA in National Socialist Party of America v. Village of Skokie, and the march was permitted to proceed under court order but they were not permitted to show or wear the swastika. However, due to the recant of the Marquette Park ban, the NSPA ultimately rallied in Chicago.

From Wikipedia:Skokie

Now I believe and hope that this was all just a terrible mistake in picture selection by a T shirt designer, I believe that the year 1978 doesn't bare any importance to the iconography which appears on the T Shirt in question

What's important here is, that Walmart:

1. Failed to recognize a symbol which is actually banned in some countries because of its strong affiliation with the Nazi party and Far right Neo Nazi politics.

2. Sold an Item of clothing that features a very offensive logo.

3. Failed to act in a speedily manner in removing the stock, to stop further sales of this offensive piece of merchandise

Now the ball is in Wal mart's corner.

Now those Neo Nazi's who walked/drove down to Wal Mart to buy the slowly removed stock are highly unlikely to be encouraged to bring the offensive merchandise back.

But there are a whole group of people who have brought these T shirts, most unwittingly, and given encouragement would bring them back to be destroyed.

Its not enough to offer a refund. Wal Mart has made a serious mistake, I believe with no malice, but never the less they have helped distribute these highly offensive T shirts in a way that few companies could have.

I believe if Wal Mart truly cares about what has happened, they should offer an inducement to customers who mistakenly brought these T shirts.

They should offer Two T shirts from a similar quality range for every one of these offensive T shirts sold.

To offer a refund is simply not enough.

Walmart must accept that they provided assistance in the distribution of these vile T Shirts.

Well Wal Mart? What are you going to do?


References:
ADL: Q & A on the Turner Diaries
Wikipedia: Skokie March
Skokie Public Library: Historical Archive of the Attempted Nazi March
Banned Iconography in Germany: English Translation , In Original German

Bent Corner Thanks for the HT!
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Haveil Havalim 93 has kicked off,



Seems like it was only yesterday we were visiting HH92 at Jerusalem Games,
well the week has flown and Haveil Havalim 93 is back at soccer Dad's this week Jump and take a ride to 93rd.

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SoccerDad Well Done! Thanks for your effort!
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Monday, 13 November 2006

US Christian wins seat in Saudi Arabia's non elected Parliament

IAPU: Just coming in from the wires a US Christian, chanting praise 'Jesus' amen, standing with a backdrop of Christian supporters cheering loudly 'Jesus is Lord' in front of a crowd of conservative Saudi Arabians, announced they have not been given a seat in the Saudi Arabian non elected Parliament. [ err wires crossed....]

But in other news in this political universe:

But hey, that doesn't mean we can't chant ' All yah can buy" when a Muslim candidate wins a seat in Congress.

Watching the video, is quite a shock because as blogger Double Tap whose just back from Iraq so succinctly puts it

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'When I hear people screaming or chanting "Allahu Akbar", it's usually in the context of a jihadi video where terrorists are chanting it just prior to, or immediately after, blowing up or shooting an American soldier or marine. In Iraq, I knew that if I heard that, bad things were about to happen.'

Click Photo to see video
When I hear it being screamed at the victory speech of a newly elected U.S. Congressman Keith Ellison of Minnesota, a cold chill runs down my spine. See it here. Notice that they switch quickly off the live feed after the chants start and try to play it down.

and in a rant by The Arab American: Elections strengthen Israel's support

After attacking US policy in respect of the middle east, US Jewish candidates for congress and a whole lot of other targets, they finish of their diatribe with:

A bright spot? For the first time, a Muslim is set to become a U.S. congressman. Keith Ellison, a Democrat, easily defeated Alan Fine, a Jewish Republican, in a Minneapolis area district in Tuesday's 2006 midterm elections. Ellison earned endorsements from leading Jews in the district and expressed regrets about his ties in the mid-1990s with the Nation of Islam. He is due to visit Israel for the first time in the coming weeks as a guest of the Minnesota Jewish community.

Expressed regrets about his ties with the Anti Semitic site Nation of Islam??

In Real speak: that's called ' political expediency'

IAPU: ' In a parallel universe'

References:
My Fox Twin Cities: Ellison Accepts Seat as First Muslim Congressperson
The Arab American: Elections strengthen Israel's support
Wikipedia: Nation of Islam

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British Muslim Convert jailed for forty years over massive terrorist plot


LONDON (Reuters) -
A man who plotted to blow up a tube train under the river Thames and carry out other attacks in Britain with gas-filled cars and a "dirty bomb"

was jailed for at least 40 years on Tuesday.
Dhiren Barot, 34, a Muslim convert, had also planned attacks on the New York Stock Exchange and the International Monetary Fund.
He was sentenced by a London court after pleading guilty last month to conspiracy to murder in a case sparked by the arrest of an al Qaeda figure in Pakistan.

"You are, Mr Barot, a determined and dedicated terrorist, a highly intelligent and extremely dangerous man,"
the judge said as he handed down the sentence.

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"This conspiracy was designed to strike at the very heart of democracy and the security of the state."
Barot, who visited Pakistan in early 2004, had submitted the plans for approval by "your al Qaeda overlords", the judge said.
"Your plans were to bring indiscriminate carnage and butchery, first in Washington, New York and Newark and thereafter in the United Kingdom on a colossal and unprecedented scale."
Barot was accused of plotting to blow up the headquarters of the New York Stock Exchange, Citigroup, the International Monetary Fund, the World Bank and Prudential in New York, Washington and Newark, New Jersey.
But for the attacks on the United States of September 11, 2001, the judge said he had little doubt that one or more of these plans -- presented like "business proposals" and saved on computer files -- would have become a "dreadful reality".
After 9/11, Barot switched his attention to attacks on Britain centring on the "Gas Limos Project", a scheme to blow up three limousines packed with gas cylinders in car parks underneath major buildings.

RECONNAISSANCE
Prosecutors said he carried out reconnaissance on leading London hotels and three railway stations.
Evidence against him included copious research his group had conducted into explosives, chemicals, radioactive materials and the construction of buildings, focussing on their ability to withstand fire.
A written proposal for a "dirty bomb" project appeared based on an incident in France when a truck carrying 900 smoke detectors caused a fire. The blaze sparked fears that people nearby could suffer exposure from small amounts of radioactive materials contained in the detectors.
"If something so small and simple such as 900 burning smoke detectors could cause so much havoc, then by increasing the amount used the poss

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