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Monday, 8 January 2007

Little Miss 6 almost 7

From the mouth of Babes...

Whilst my wife was getting chicken out of the fridge ready for dinner time today she had the following conversation with my oldest daughter Jade [6]:

Jade: What's that?

Mum: Chicken Jade.

Jade: Chicken leg?

Mum: No

Jade: Chicken wing?

Mum: No

Jade: Chicken body?

Mum: No

Jade:
Chicken head?

Mum: Jaaaddee! Chicken breasts.

Jade: What!?!... I didn't know they had breasts...

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Sunday, 7 January 2007

To Beard or Not to Beard

To Beard or Not to Beard

Thank you A Simple Jew.

For bringing to my attention: "The Beard May Mislead Others Into Believing That I Am At A Certain Level"

Thank you for sharing this .pdf document resource about beards with us.

To my wife who doesn't like my beard, [we're converting], so she doesn't have that ingrained 'I love beards' some Jewish women seem to have, I'm sorry but the answer is very clear to me, now.

and to 'der ewige Jude' from Crawling to Umman, who wrote the post Good Beard,Bad Beard, you have one fine beard!

Aaron
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Saturday, 6 January 2007

Silencing MEMORY: A Photo Essay documenting the legacy of trauma and suffering caused by Saddam Hussein.

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Saddam is gone.
A lot will rejoice at the despots demise.
But the Legacy of his existance shall scar Iraq for generations to come.
I came across this photo essay by Sheryl A. Mendez.

It was uploaded to WarShooter two full months before his demise.

The photo essay is a moving tribute to those that have suffered at the hands of Saddam.

The horror is expressed to me, possibly because I am a father, most simply in the bravery of this mans last words to his wife and children.



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My dearest wife and lovely children,
Because of my country, I will be executed. I ask you not to
Wear black clothes and don't disavow the children's wishes.

Let them work and work hard. Don't stop them from watching

TV, listening to radio or records. Don't think about my fate.

They must worry about their future and I ask them to continue

Their education successfully.

Don't let the Enemy put his hands on the furniture of the house
And distribute it. And about that land which I own, I advise

You not to think about it until the situation changes for the
Better. At that time, do what you think is right.

I put my shop some things with my son Sherwan [weapons]

And you should know about them. I kiss your brother Abdula's
Eyes and mu brothers and sisters and relatives. I kissed the eyes of

Sherwan. I'm sorry I didn't live long enough to hug him at least
one more time. I am proud of my place. I am proud because

my son will be the son of a martyr and ask you not to make friends
until you trust them at least. I ask for G_d in every corner of my

cell [2metres x 2metres]. My brother Jabar and I, Atta-al-Haq
Mr. Ahmed, and Mohammad Rachim are waiting for our lives
to end.

BEKAR NAJER
CARPENTER/FURNITURE MAKER
5, NOVEMBER 1990

EXECUTED 7, NOVEMBER 1990
PLACE OF EXECUTION: ABU GHARIB PRISON

Credits:
Photo Essay is an original work by Sheryl A .Mendez
It is located at War Shooter.com

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Suspected Australian extremist held in Iraq

I don't know whats going on in Australia right now but there seems to be a rather large increase in potential 'Home grown' terrorism or at least 'home based'.

  • Missile launchers being sold for $2.
  • An Australian being caught in Iraq suspected of active Jihadism. [Below]
  • Australian Muslims in Yemen suspected of smuggling weapons to Somalia. The brothers Abdullah and Mohammed Ayub had been arrested on October 17 with other foreign nationals. The two Australian brothers have close family ties with Abdul Rahman Ayub, an Indonesian,who is strongly suspected to be a member of terror group Jemaah Islamiyah in Indonesia.
  • A Breaking story of a serious terrorist threat regarding the actual targets of those Rocket launchers sold to suspected terrorists.
  • For an update on the Australian suspected of waging Jihad against Western Forces in Iraq check out this article from The Australian.

    AN Australian citizen has been arrested by coalition forces in Iraq on suspicion of conspiring to commit terrorist acts.

    Warya Kanie, 39, an Iraqi Kurd, came to Australia about three years ago with his young daughter as part of the humanitarian refugee program to join his three brothers, who were already living in Adelaide.

    Mr Kanie, who had divorced his wife, was living in a housing trust apartment on unemployment benefits and receiving additional benefits as a single father.

    A member of the Australian Iraqi community, who spoke to The Weekend Australian on condition of anonymity, said Mr Kanie was a Sunni and "had extremist views".

    Mr Kanie left Adelaide about seven months ago, after gaining Australian citizenship, telling his family that he was going to look for a new wife in Iraq.

    But he allegedly told a friend that he was leaving Australian "to go on jihad".

    Mr Kanie is alleged to have been staunchly opposed to the occupation of Iraq and supported terrorist acts against Western forces and Iraqis co-operating with them.

    Sharif Ali bin Hussein, imam of the Marion Road mosque in Adelaide's southern suburbs where Mr Kanie is thought to have worshipped, denied through an interpreter knowing him.

    Mr Kanie travelled to Jordan with his daughter, whom he left with his sister before going on to the Iraqi capital, Baghdad.

    Coalition forces detained Mr Kanie for allegedly engaging in anti-coalition activities in Baghdad in mid-October. He has since been held as a security internee.

    A spokesperson from the Department of Foreign Affairs said consular officials met Mr Kanie on November 10 and spoke to him by phone on December 15.

    UN Security Council Resolution 1637, under which Mr Kanie is being held, extended the mandate of the multinational force in Iraq until the end of last year.

    "He is well," the spokesperson said. "Officials in Canberra are in touch with his next of kin."

    Mr Kanie's family expressed concern in Adelaide yesterday at the lack of information on why he was being held. "Why he is in the prison, I have absolutely no idea," his brother Danna said.

    Danna Kanie told The Weekend Australian a meeting with ASIO officials a few weeks ago had shed little light on the circumstances of his arrest.

    "They've got no information at all," he said. "They're just waiting for information from Iraq. I don't know if they have moved Warya and didn't tell me."

    Danna Kanie said he had not seen his brother in the past two years. "We've got problems," Danna said. "I didn't like to see him anymore."

    Another brother, Zaniar, said that Warya Kanie had gone to Baghdad looking for a wife, "as is our culture". "Until now, they say there is no proof, no evidence (against him)" he said.

    An Australian Iraqi told The Weekend Australian that the rift between Mr Kanie and his brothers might have developed because he was the only fundamentalist in the family.

    Labor Leader Kevin Rudd today said the Federal Government should be giving Mr Kanie as much support as possible.

    "Every Australian abroad who finds himself in trouble deserves legitimate consular support from the Australian Government,'' Mr Rudd said
    "That's partly why we pay our taxes, to make sure that when you're overseas at any given time you run into trouble with the law or other sorts of trouble, that there are appropriate levels of Australian Government support abroad.''

    References:
    The Australian: Suspected Australian extremist held in Iraq

    Other sources and reading:
    SBS: Aussie arrested in Iraq
    The Age: Australian held as Iraq terror suspect
    ABC OnlineDetained Australian in Iraq 'to find wife'
    Radio Australia: Friend defends arrested Australian Iraqi

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    Rockets to be fired in terror plot: Target Nuclear reactor and Office Tower

    Australian Terrorism
    I don't know whats going on in Australia right now but there seems to be a rather large increase in potential 'Home grown' terrorism or at least 'home based'.

  • Missile launchers being sold for $2.
  • An Australian being caught in Iraq suspected of active Jihadism. [Below]
  • Australian Muslims in Yemen suspected of smuggling weapons to Somalia. The brothers Abdullah and Mohammed Ayub had been arrested on October 17 with other foreign nationals. The two Australian brothers have close family ties with Abdul Rahman Ayub, an Indonesian,who is strongly suspected to be a member of terror group Jemaah Islamiyah in Indonesia.
  • A Breaking story of a serious terrorist threat regarding the actual targets of those Rocket launchers sold to suspected terrorists.[Below]
  • In a Series of Autralian Terrorism reports:
    Another report of a developing trend in Australia. There has been some remarkable activity lately in Australia and by some Australian citizens with regards to Terrorism and Jihad fighters.

    This report from The Australian details what could have been a calamitous terror strike
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    THE nation's only nuclear reactor and the Australian headquarters of American Express were likely to be targeted by terrorist clients of an accused arms dealer arrested in Sydney yesterday over the theft of five shoulder-fired rocket launchers.

    The plot, which NSW police described as "blurring the lines" between criminality and terrorism, dramatically widens what is known about the alleged plan in 2005 to attack targets in Sydney.

    Taha Abdulrahman, 28, of the western Sydney suburb of Leumeah, was yesterday charged with 17 offences related to the five rocket launchers, allegedly among seven stolen from the Australian Defence Force.

    He was remanded in custody after a brief court hearing. He is accused of knowing several of the 23 men arrested in Sydney and Melbourne in late 2005 in the nation's biggest counter-terrorism operation. The men are accused of being members of a terrorist organisation.

    "The person who received five (weapons) is facing terrorism charges on another matter," Australian Federal Police Assistant Commissioner Frank Prendergast said.

    Mr Prendergast said another man who received stolen weapons was also facing criminal charges, which were not related to terrorism.

    AFP Commissioner Mick Keelty said police would allege one of the 66mm portable rockets was destined to be fired at a Sydney building.

    Right: The American Express Tower

    The Weekend Australian understands that building to be the 28-storey American Express headquarters on Liverpool Street in the central business district.

    NSW counter-terrorism chief Nick Kaldas told Macquarie Radio yesterday that another target being considered was Sydney's Lucas Heights nuclear reactor. Targets in Martin Place, in the business heart of Sydney, were also allegedly considered.

    Mr Kaldas said earlier it was unclear whether the men who received the weapons intended to use them for the purposes of terrorism. "The line between the pure criminality and the politically, religiously motivated violence is blurring worldwide and it's the same here," he said. "It's difficult for us to really pin it down to one side of the fence or the other, but we have to keep an open mind."

    Mr Kaldas said he believed Mr Abdulrahman was one link in a "chain of supply" but did not know where he fitted in. "We've had a snapshot into a small part of it (the network). There may be others ... but we haven't seen any evidence to suggest it's a massive problem," he said.

    Evidence of the existence of the stolen rocket launchers, of which one has been recovered, first came to light during a number of trials involving Sydney underworld figure Adnan Darwiche, who is serving a double life sentence for murder. The Darwiche family was at the centre of a series of shootings in western Sydney in 2002-03 resulting from a feud with the Razzak family.

    In 2003, The Australian revealed that police investigating the shootings knew that the gang had access to rocket launchers.

    The joint ASIO, AFP and NSW police operation began at dawn yesterday with the arrest of Mr Abdulrahman at his home.

    Mr Abdulrahman's neighbour, Kelly Jardine, said at 6.55am an unmarked van heralded the arrival of heavily armed police, who surrounded the house.

    Neighbours said police tranquilised a normally placid rottweiler owned by Mr Abdulrahman and, in scenes reminiscent of a police drama, yelled out: "Your house is surrounded, your house is surrounded."

    Ms Jardine said Mr Abdulrahman caused a moment of suspense when he emerged from the front door of the home he shares with his wife and two girls with a jacket draped over his arm. She said police yelled at him to drop it, which he did before going willingly with officers.

    Ms Jardine said Mr Abdulrahman - who was known on the quiet suburban street for wearing a white baseball cap - did not appear to have a job. She said he had a daughter the same age as her seven-year-old girl, and the two often played together.

    Right: Detail of The Lucas Heights Light Water Reactor

    The joint operation has been trying to recover seven of the military rockets, which can be used to stop a tank. One of the missing rockets was recovered last year.

    Mr Keelty said Mr Abdulrahman had no immediate connections to the ADF and no members of the ADF were said to be under investigation at this point.

    The focus of the AFP investigation was now shifting to how the weapon got from the ADF and into the hands of a potential terrorist organisation, the police commissioner said.

    "We still haven't satisfied ourselves that there were other missing weapons, and that's the reason why the Department of Defence have announced their audit that's already started (and) that's been joined by ASIO, and we think that's an appropriate step," he said.

    The Weekend Australian has been told by defence sources that the rocket launchers could have been taken from a special forces armoury in Sydney.

    Sydney is home to the Commando Regiment, part of the ADF's special forces task group.

    Mr Abdulrahman faces two charges of dishonestly receiving stolen property, seven counts of unauthorised possession of a prohibited weapon, seven counts of unauthorised supply of a prohibited weapon, and one count of possession of ammunition.

    No bail application was made, and bail was formally refused by magistrate Robyn Denes. The court was told that a bail application was likely on January 10.

    Labor defence spokesman Joel Fitzgibbon said the episode placed pressure on the federal Government to ensure ADF weapons and equipment were held securely.

    Chief of the Army, Lieutenant General Peter Leahy, said the Defence Department was investigating claims that former soldiers might have sold anti-tank rockets on the black market to criminals or even terrorists.

    He told reporters in Canberra that the department was conducting an audit of all such weapons in its armories around the country. "We've done a fair bit of work to do a stocktake of our own, and the defence force announced before Christmas that we are imposing extra restrictions on their use to make sure they are used only for operational purposes," he said.

    References:
    The Australian: Rockets to be fired in terror plot
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