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Friday, 3 November 2006

Bondi Beach Lifesavers

The Bondi Liversavers: An Australian Life saving club,
famous for being the first lifesaving club.

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Further reading:
Bondi Life saving Club



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Thursday, 2 November 2006

John Kerry endears himself to US troops




In what has to be a Catastrophic Gaff John Kerry belittles US Troops in Iraq To view the short video [Click Read More...]





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Well Kerry that's a mighty fine thank you to the Troops in Iraq.
I think you can kiss your Presidential hopes good - bye. Title Photo: Good to see the US Troops have a sense of Humor!





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Bill Maher, How Low can you Go?

You know something gets my goat. I think its pretty desperate to try to make out you've got 'that' last video showing Steve Irwin dying.

Its desperate, poor taste and thats just for the people who feel so compelled to want to watch it!

But trying to up your publicity ranking by displaying abysmal poor taste and sensitivity to fellow human beings is lower than low.

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What's lower than showing a fake video of Steve Irwin dying?
How about trying to ride the crest of mourning for Steve Irwin for a ratings boost?
When I came across this Halloween costume that Bill Maher was wearing, I was thinking more than Crikey.
Well now I find myself wishing to invite Bill Maher to an Australian Walking Holiday across the Simpson Desert.

You may have had a Jewish Mother and a Roman Catholic father Bill, but they must have both been Extra terrestials to have spawned you.

Lets look at some of your recent performances:

"We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly."
- Bill Maher, Politically Incorrect (2001)

"But I've often said that if I had — I have two dogs — if I had two retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet the dogs, which are pretty much the same thing. What? They're sweet. They're loving. They're kind, but they don't mentally advance at all.... Dogs are like retarded children."
- Bill Maher, Politically Incorrect (2001)

"More people joined the Michael Jackson fan club. We've done picked all the low-lying Lynndie England* fruit, and now we need warm bodies."
- Bill Maher,Real Time (2005)(Talking abour Army Recruitment)

"Penny Lane is worth ten dead kids, Dark side of the Moon is worth a 100 dead kids
- Bill Maher

Well I spent a little time getting to know Bill's sense of comedy.


Bill Maher - Drug Use

060207-bill-maher-drug-use
Click to see Maher's Style

Well Bill I've got a Fancy Dress costume that people can wear for halloween.


The only problem is with the dribble
how will we tell you apart from people wearing the mask?

References:
Wikipedia: Bill Maher
HBO: Real time with Bill Mayer
FoxNews: Bill Maher's Remark About Army 'Borders on Treason
Video courtesy of VIDEOVAT.COM
Lynndie England was court martialed for her part in the Abu Ghraib affair.

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Wednesday, 1 November 2006

Bodgey Bagel's 2nd Caption Contest - Yay We have a Winner to Bagel's First Caption Contest

Week 2 The Contest heats up!

For Entry into Bodgey Bagel's Caption Contest Week 2
Leave your Caption for the Photo in the comments.

All entries must be in beforeWednesday 8th Nov

Caption away! Leave your entries in the comments section

before Wednesday, November 8th.
May the best caption win!

The Winner of Last weeks Contest:(1st November)

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Last week Bagelblogger began a Weekly Photo Caption contest.

Tthe inaugural Bodgey Bagel Caption Contest winner is.....Drum Roll

1st Place: Goddam Ted Kennedy is driving again.
[ RightLinx ]

2nd Place: "Joe, is so fired!! I distinctly remember him saying in the staff meeting that airplanes don't use this runway."
[ Marsha ]

3rd Place: "Dang! I told you to put it in 'park' before we got off the plane!"
[ N.B. Goldstein ]

Honorable Mentions:


: Sadly, the plane with Sally Struthers on board never got off the ground.....
[ dennis ]

: That's the last time I buy mystery flight tickets!!
[ Baleboosteh ] Very funny, but on the basis of Non Partisanship this entry is disqualifed
(Looks like I'm in the dog house.)

Bagel's Dishonourable Mention: Dang when we brought these discount tickets I didn't realize we would have to run to catch the plane![BB]


Other blogs with Caption Contests:

Outside the Beltway
RightLinx
The Clash Of Civilizations
Willisms
Commonwealth Conservative
Bullwinkle Blog
The Right Place
Bravozulu
The Gone Rick Motel
Blogmeister USA
Cowboy Blob
SgtStryker
Wizbang Blog


if you have a caption contest let me know

With Thanks to The Clash of Civilizations for the encouragement
and much appreciation to those that entered Bodgey Bagel's First - thankyou.



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Tuesday, 31 October 2006

But is the Heksher Kosher? Half Moon K

I was reading Jewish Blogmeister today and I came across his post on Campbell's Vegetarian Vegetable Soup

What JB wrote:

"When Campbell soup decided to go kosher it certainly made waves in the Jewish community. Although it was but one type of soup, namely their "vegetarian vegetable soup" that now had kosher supervision it was certainly a good start. I had used this soup on a variety of occasions when baking it with my gefilte fish.

The OU has announced that Campbell's Soup had dropped it's supervision. I figured Campbell's decided it didn't pay off and decided to drop the Kosher concept. I was surprised to see they didn't drop the idea but moved to another kosher supervision company: half moon K. There is quite a difference between the reliability of these two hechshers and I'm sure the new supervision is quite less expensive so that may explain the switch. At this point I will have to find something else to take it's place. "

Now I'm not trying to stir up a bees nest but..
I replied:

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Interesting wording that OU used in its Kosher Alert.
"Product no longer certified as kosher by the Orthodox Union. Product bearing the OU symbol was manufactured prior to the termination of the kosher certification and is kosher."
Might have been more informative to have stated that 'OU is no longer certifying this product as kosher'
[Just a slight change in wording from Certified to certifying]
Sometimes you ask yourself is the Kosher authority looking after your interests with regards 'what is Kosher' or their interests as in what they still certify??
To see an update on Halfmoon see here
regards Aaron

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Then I got thinking... well what's happening now with Campbell's Vegetarian Vegetable Soup is it Kosher or not?......

....So The Certifying authority Half Moon K, we all know they aren't as big as OU , and there has been questions raised in the past with regards to products under their supervision, but does that mean this brings issues of Kasrut doubt now?

ie. Does Campbell's soup now become not Kosher? Half Moon K now supervise it, is their Heksher Kosher now?

Now I have a lot of respect for JB, and when he says something I listen. But I also have a lot of respect for organizations which have as their central mission not to derive profit from a service.

What to do?

Send them a letter and see what they say.

...and that's what I've done.

Here's the list of questions:

In January 2004 the Jewish Journal carried a cover story on the Half Moon K.

In this article you gave insight into the enormity of checking Half Moon hekshers, your organization said
"after three years of working on the project... about 80 percent of Half-moon hekshers are now reliable"

I've seen posted as a comment:

To the effect: "there in lies the problem, how can 80 percent of the items showing the Heksher be reliable.

1.Why were they given hekshers in the first place if they aren't/weren't reliably Kosher?"
(This seems to be a very good question. )

2. It's been 2 more years since you gave the assurance that 80% was kosher, is The Half Moon Heksher now 100% trustworthy?

3. I've read about the use of Gelatin and Carmine in food and how attitudes may have changed, but doesn't the trustworthiness/strength of an Heksher be in its weakest link? Surely for a Heksher to be 'respected' by the community it must have consistency.

4. Not ignoring the importance of checking with your Rabbi, If you have to ring a phone number, check with a Rabbi, etc doesn't this make your Heksher redundant?

5.Are those products not reliably 100% 'Kosher' planned to be thoroughly checked?
If so when do you expect to complete your checking?

6. Do you supply a list of the status of products with your Heksher?

7. Is there anything that Half Moon K would like to ensure the public understands?

I'm looking forward to getting a response, I'll keep my readers posted.

In the mean time if any readers have thoughts on this subject feel free.

- Whilst I have tried to present correct information,
With issues of Kashrut please refer to your Rabbi. -

References and further reading:
Jewishblogmeister: Campbell Soup: Kosher?
Koaoa: Kosher.org
OU Kosher Alert regarding: Campbell’s Vegetarian Vegetable Soup [Aug 30]
KosherToday:
Kosherquest.org: Home
Kosherblog.net: January 2006 Update on Half Moon K
Kosherblog.net: Half-Moon-K getting up to snuff [2004]
Jewish Journal: A More reliable Kosher [2004]
When Campbell's originally obtained the OU heksher: Press release
Campbells: Campbell Announces Its First Kosher Soup
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Pelican Pals


My Eldest Daughter Jade is 6, This is her Pelican,
"Its very important that people realise the reason why the Pelican's mouth looks funny is because he has got a big fish in it"

"Where we live there are lots of Pelican's close by, they get cheeky with the fishermen." Jade likes Pelicans.

As Mum or Dad drives down the street in 'Town' (Seaside coastal hamlet)
"They are on top each of the light poles along the road. It is quite exciting to see them."

Feel free to leave comments for Jade.

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