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Thursday, 2 November 2006

Bill Maher, How Low can you Go?

You know something gets my goat. I think its pretty desperate to try to make out you've got 'that' last video showing Steve Irwin dying.

Its desperate, poor taste and thats just for the people who feel so compelled to want to watch it!

But trying to up your publicity ranking by displaying abysmal poor taste and sensitivity to fellow human beings is lower than low.

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What's lower than showing a fake video of Steve Irwin dying?
How about trying to ride the crest of mourning for Steve Irwin for a ratings boost?
When I came across this Halloween costume that Bill Maher was wearing, I was thinking more than Crikey.
Well now I find myself wishing to invite Bill Maher to an Australian Walking Holiday across the Simpson Desert.

You may have had a Jewish Mother and a Roman Catholic father Bill, but they must have both been Extra terrestials to have spawned you.

Lets look at some of your recent performances:

"We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly."
- Bill Maher, Politically Incorrect (2001)

"But I've often said that if I had — I have two dogs — if I had two retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet the dogs, which are pretty much the same thing. What? They're sweet. They're loving. They're kind, but they don't mentally advance at all.... Dogs are like retarded children."
- Bill Maher, Politically Incorrect (2001)

"More people joined the Michael Jackson fan club. We've done picked all the low-lying Lynndie England* fruit, and now we need warm bodies."
- Bill Maher,Real Time (2005)(Talking abour Army Recruitment)

"Penny Lane is worth ten dead kids, Dark side of the Moon is worth a 100 dead kids
- Bill Maher

Well I spent a little time getting to know Bill's sense of comedy.

Bill Maher - Drug Use

Click to see Maher's Style

Well Bill I've got a Fancy Dress costume that people can wear for halloween.

The only problem is with the dribble
how will we tell you apart from people wearing the mask?

Wikipedia: Bill Maher
HBO: Real time with Bill Mayer
FoxNews: Bill Maher's Remark About Army 'Borders on Treason
Video courtesy of VIDEOVAT.COM
Lynndie England was court martialed for her part in the Abu Ghraib affair.

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