Top 10 Licenses required in the West Bank

Seems AbbaGav is nearing ending his one month hiatus, (which has lasted 2 months).

Abbagav has pointed to a news item that now has Abbas demanding West Bank citizens need a license to carry explosives or weapons. Abbas bans carrying explosives, arms without license in W. Bank. [Haaretz]

He has invited bloggers to list their top 10 reasons for a license in the West Bank.

Mr Bagel's up to the challenge.

Here is Mr Bagel's top 10 reasons for a license in the West Bank.

1. A License to issue licenses at whim
2. A License to rescind or ignore all previous licenses and agreements if it politically suits you
3. A License to deny you have a License
4. A License to justify why you don't need a license to carry explosives
5. A License to be a Work safety inspector. (Very rare)[see *4]
6. A license to allow you not to be around work safety inspectors due to likely hood of work accidents.
7. License to enable telling the truth. (issued for 12 hours duration only)
8. License to check other people for Licenses
9. License to throw Hamas supporters of buildings. (not as common as Hamas issued license)
10. License to deny licensed inspectors from inspecting if you have a license or are building Nuclear weapons. (issued from Iran)

Now if you can think of a top 10 list of Licenses required in the West Bank add them in the comments.

Thanks to Cox and Forkum for Picture

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