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Sunday, 28 October 2007

An Insight into our Potential Peace Partners: Kill, Kill, Kill

Gaza – Ma'an – Prominent leader of the Popular Resistance Committees Abu Al-Sa'id on Wednesday called on the de facto Palestinian government to hasten disbanding the Palestinian Authority and establish a 'Resistance Authority' instead in the West Bank and Gaza Strip.

Speaking during a press conference, Abu Al-Sa'id urged Palestinian resistance factions, particularly the Salah Addin Brigades of the PRC, to "kill Jews everywhere without waiting for permission", in retaliation for the murder of Muhammad Al-Ashqar and the violent treatment of Palestinian detainees at Ktziot prison.

Spokesperson of the Salah Addin Brigades Abu Mujahid denied intentions to hurt captured Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit, saying "Islamic morality states that captives cannot be harmed".

Abu Mujahid said that any prisoners' exchange for Shalit has stagnated due to Israeli intransigence.


[Satire below]


Ahmad: Is this Ismael Said?

Ismael: What did you say?

Ahmad: Is this Ismael ali Said?

Ismael: Yes this is Ismael ali Said

Ahmad: Did you hear what Ali said

Ismael: huh?

Ahmad: Did you hear what our brother Ali Said

Ismael: No What did our brother Ali say?

Ahmad: He said what Abu said

Ismael: What did our brother Abu say?

Ahmad: He said that Ali said that Abu said that Ali Abu Said is holding a phone he got from the Jews and its said that Ali said that Abu said that Ali Abu Said's phone will explode within seconds of Ali Abu Said answering it

Ismael Who said this?

Ahmad: Ali said Abu said it

Ismael: Ali and Abu Said said this?

Ahmad:Yes

Ismael: What did they say

Ahmad: Abu said to Ali that the phone that Abu Ali Said has, is said to explode once Ali Abu Said answers it!

Ismael: Did you ring our esteemed brother Abu Ali Said to tell him of the danger?

Ahmad: Yes

Ismael: and what did Ali Abu Said say?

Ahmad: Nothing his phone is not working

References:
Maan News: Abu Ali Said

1 Comment:

Shimshon said...

The real problem is that nobody seems to be interested in what the Palestinians say or do.
For some reason the focus is always on Israel and everybody just seems to wait to condemn Israel.
They should open there eyes!